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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.
The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.
Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.
Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.
The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 22/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 106–110

Line 1
If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.
/ɪf ˈʌðər ˈpiːpəl wʊd ˈoʊnli biː æz ˈriːzənəbəl æz wiː ɑːr wʌt ə ˈhevən ðɪs ɜːrθ wʊd biː/
Line 2
The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.
/ðə wɜːrld hæz noʊ ˈsɪmpəθi fɔːr ðə ˈɡæmblər huː ˈluːzəz/
Line 3
Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.
/trʌst ɪn ɡɑːd bʌt kiːp ə ʃɑːrp ˈlʊkaʊt ɑːn jɔːr frendz/
Line 4
Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.
/tel ðə truːθ ənd juː wɪl ʃeɪm ðə ˈdevəl juː wɪl ˈɔːlsoʊ sərˈpraɪz hɪm ˈveri ˈɔːfən/
Line 5
The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.
/ðə ˈnɑːlədʒ ðæt ˈvɝː.tʃuː ɪz ɪts oʊn rɪˈwɔːrd ɪz wʌt dɪˈtɜːrz ˈmeni frʌm wel ˈduːɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

deters verb US /dɪˈtɜːrz/

third-person singular of “deter” — try to prevent; show opposition to

From this reading “The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.”

gambler noun US /ˈɡæmblər/

a person who wagers money on the outcome of games or sporting events

From this reading “The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.”

lookout noun US /ˈlʊkaʊt/

a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading “Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.”

loses verb US /ˈluːzəz/

third-person singular of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading “The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.”

reasonable adjective US /ˈriːzənəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading “If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.”

reward noun US /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading “The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.”

sympathy noun US /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading “The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.”

virtue noun US /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading “The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

detersverbUS /dɪˈtɜːrz/

third-person singular of “deter” — try to prevent; show opposition to

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

gamblernounUS /ˈɡæmblər/

a person who wagers money on the outcome of games or sporting events

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

knowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

lookoutnounUS /ˈlʊkaʊt/

a person employed to keep watch for some anticipated event

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

losesverbUS /ˈluːzəz/

third-person singular of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

reasonableadjectiveUS /ˈriːzənəbəl/

showing reason or sound judgment

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

rewardnounUS /rɪˈwɔːrd/

a recompense for worthy acts or retribution for wrongdoing

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

shamenounUS /ʃeɪm/

a painful emotion resulting from an awareness of inadequacy or guilt

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

sharpadjectiveUS /ʃɑːrp/

(of something seen or heard) clearly defined

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

surprisenounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

TellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

TrustnounUS /trʌst/

something (as property) held by one party (the trustee) for the benefit of another (the beneficiary)

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

virtuenounUS /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading The knowledge that virtue is its own reward is what deters many from well doing.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The world has no sympathy for the gambler who loses.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If other people would only be as reasonable as we are, what a heaven this earth would be.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Tell the truth and you will shame the devil; you will also surprise him very often.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Trust in God, but keep a sharp lookout on your friends.

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