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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.
The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.
Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.
Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.
Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 3/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 11–15

Line 1
But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.
/bʌt ʃiː ˈrerli traɪz tuː əˈpiːl tuː hɪz ˈbetər self/
Line 2
The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.
/ðə mæn huː ɪz ˈpɑːkmɑːrkt hæz moʊst tuː seɪ əˈɡenst ˈfrekəlz/
Line 3
Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.
/ˈtʃerɪti ˈkʌvərz ə ˈmʌltətuːd ʌv sɪnz wɪtʃ ɑːr kəˈmɪtɪd ɪn hɜːr neɪm/
Line 4
Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.
/laɪf ɪz fʊl ʌv ˈɡoʊldən ˌɑːpərˈtuːnətiz fɔːr ˈduːɪŋ wʌt wiː duː nɑːt wɑːnt tuː duː/
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Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.
/ˈnevər ˈkɑːmpləment ə ˈwʊmən ənd juː wɪl ɜːrn hɜːr ənˈdaɪɪŋ ˈenməti/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

covers noun US /ˈkʌvərz/

plural of “cover” — a covering that serves to conceal or shelter something

From this reading “Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.”

earn verb US /ɜːrn/

earn on some commercial or business transaction; earn as salary or wages

From this reading “Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.”

enmity noun US /ˈenməti/

a state of deep-seated ill-will

From this reading “Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.”

freckles noun US /ˈfrekəlz/

plural of “freckle” — a small brownish spot (of the pigment melanin) on the skin

From this reading “The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.”

opportunities noun US /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnətiz/

plural of “opportunity” — a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading “Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.”

pockmarked adjective US /ˈpɑːkmɑːrkt/

used of paved surfaces having holes or pits

From this reading “The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.”

tries noun US /traɪz/

plural of “try” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading “But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.”

undying adjective US /ənˈdaɪɪŋ/

never dying

From this reading “Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

appealverbUS /əˈpiːl/

take a court case to a higher court for review

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

CharitynounUS /ˈtʃerɪti/

a foundation created to promote the public good (not for assistance to any particular individuals)

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

committedadjectiveUS /kəˈmɪtɪd/

bound or obligated, as under a pledge to a particular cause, action, or attitude

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

complimentverbUS /ˈkɑːmpləment/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

coversnounUS /ˈkʌvərz/

plural of “cover” — a covering that serves to conceal or shelter something

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

earnverbUS /ɜːrn/

earn on some commercial or business transaction; earn as salary or wages

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

enmitynounUS /ˈenməti/

a state of deep-seated ill-will

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

frecklesnounUS /ˈfrekəlz/

plural of “freckle” — a small brownish spot (of the pigment melanin) on the skin

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

goldenadjectiveUS /ˈɡoʊldən/

having the deep slightly brownish color of gold

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

multitudenounUS /ˈmʌltətuːd/

a large indefinite number

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

opportunitiesnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈtuːnətiz/

plural of “opportunity” — a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

pockmarkedadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːkmɑːrkt/

used of paved surfaces having holes or pits

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

rarelyadverbUS /ˈrerli/

not often

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

selfnounUS /self/

your consciousness of your own identity

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

sinsnounUS /sɪnz/

plural of “sin” — estrangement from god

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

triesnounUS /traɪz/

plural of “try” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading But she rarely tries to appeal to his better self.

undyingadjectiveUS /ənˈdaɪɪŋ/

never dying

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Life is full of golden opportunities for doing what we do not want to do.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Charity covers a multitude of sins which are committed in her name.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The man who is pockmarked has most to say against freckles.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Never compliment a woman and you will earn her undying enmity.

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