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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.
Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.
What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.
The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.
Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 5/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 21–25

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We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.
Line 2
Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.
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What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.
/wʌt men siː ɪn ˈwɪmən ɔːr ˈwɪmən ɪn men tuː ædˈmaɪr ɪz ˈdʒenərəli ə ˈpʌzəl tuː ðoʊz huː noʊ ðə men ənd ˈwɪmən ɪn ˈkwestʃən ˈɪntəmətli/
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The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.
/ðə ˈoʊnli ˈkɑːmpləment wɪtʃ ə ˈwʊmən ˈrɪli dɪˈslaɪks ɪz ðæt wɪtʃ ɪz peɪd tuː əˈnʌðər/
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Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.
/θɪŋz hæv tʃeɪndʒd sɪns ˈʃeɪkspiːrz taɪm menz ˈiːvəl diːdz wiː raɪt ɪn ˌsɪmpəˈθetɪk ɪŋk ðer ˈvɜːrtʃuːz ɑːn ˈmɑːrbəl ˈtuːmstoʊnz/

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dislikes noun US /dɪˈslaɪks/

plural of “dislike” — an inclination to withhold approval from some person or group

From this reading “The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.”

ink noun US /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading “Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.”

intimately adverb US /ˈɪntəmətli/

in a close manner

From this reading “What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.”

men's noun US /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading “Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.”

modesty noun US /ˈmɑːdəsti/

freedom from vanity or conceit

From this reading “We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.”

puzzle verb US /ˈpʌzəl/

be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading “What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.”

Shakespeare's noun US /ˈʃeɪkspiːrz/

possessive form of “shakespeare” — English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading “Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.”

tombstones noun US /ˈtuːmstoʊnz/

plural of “tombstone” — a stone that is used to mark a grave

From this reading “Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

abstainers

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From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

admireverbUS /ædˈmaɪr/

feel admiration for

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

changedadjectiveUS /tʃeɪndʒd/

made or become different in nature or form

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

complimentverbUS /ˈkɑːmpləment/

say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

deedsnounUS /diːdz/

performance of moral or religious acts

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

dislikesnounUS /dɪˈslaɪks/

plural of “dislike” — an inclination to withhold approval from some person or group

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

evilnounUS /ˈiːvəl/

morally objectionable behavior

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

followverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊ/

to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

inknounUS /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

intemperancenoun

the quality of being intemperate

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

intimatelyadverbUS /ˈɪntəmətli/

in a close manner

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

marblenounUS /ˈmɑːrbəl/

a hard crystalline metamorphic rock that takes a high polish; used for sculpture and as building material

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

men'snounUS /menz/

a public toilet for men

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

modestynounUS /ˈmɑːdəsti/

freedom from vanity or conceit

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

paidadjectiveUS /peɪd/

marked by the reception of pay

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

puzzleverbUS /ˈpʌzəl/

be a mystery or bewildering to

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

remainverbUS /rɪˈmeɪn/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

rownounUS /roʊ/

an arrangement of objects or people side by side in a line

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

ruinedadjectiveUS /ˈruːənd/

destroyed physically or morally

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

servedverbUS /sɜːrvd/

past form of “serve” — serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

Shakespeare'snounUS /ˈʃeɪkspiːrz/

possessive form of “shakespeare” — English poet and dramatist considered one of the greatest English writers (1564-1616)

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

singleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

sympatheticadjectiveUS /ˌsɪmpəˈθetɪk/

of or relating to the sympathetic nervous system

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Because some men are ruined by intemperance it does not follow that all should become abstainers, any more than because some men are ruined by marriage all men should remain single.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

ThingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

tombstonesnounUS /ˈtuːmstoʊnz/

plural of “tombstone” — a stone that is used to mark a grave

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

virtuesnounUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːz/

plural of “virtue” — the quality of doing what is right and avoiding what is wrong

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading We were all in the front row when modesty was served out--at least we think so.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The only compliment which a woman really dislikes is that which is paid to another.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading What men see in women or women in men to admire is generally a puzzle to those who know the men and women in question intimately.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading Things have changed since Shakespeare's time: men's evil deeds we write in sympathetic ink; their virtues on marble tombstones.

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