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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.
It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.
The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.
When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.
The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 8/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 36–40

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As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.
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It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.
/ɪt ɪz ˈiːzi tuː hæv ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs ˈskruːpəlz wen ðeɪ ɑːr ˈprɑːfətəbəl/
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The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.
/ðə mæn huː ˈmeriz fɔːr ˈmʌni ɪz ə fuːl bʌt ˈrerli æz bɪɡ ə fuːl æz hiː huː ˈmeriz fɔːr lʌv/
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When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.
/wen juː hæv dʌn ə mæn ə ˈfeɪvər duː nɑːt ˌɪnˈsɪst tuː ˈɜːrnəstli ðæt ɪt ɪz ə mɪr ˈtraɪfəl ɔːr hiː meɪ teɪk juː æt jɔːr wɜːrd ənd nɑːt ˈtrʌbəl tuː riˈpeɪ ɪt wɪtʃ wʊd biː ˈveri ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/
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The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accomplishment noun US /əˈkɑːmplɪʃmənt/

the action of accomplishing something

From this reading “The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.”

conscientious adjective US /ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs/

characterized by extreme care and great effort

From this reading “It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.”

deformities noun US /dɪˈfɔːrmətiz/

plural of “deformity” — an affliction in which some part of the body is misshapen or malformed

From this reading “As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.”

disappointing adjective US /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

not up to expectations

From this reading “When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.”

marries verb US /ˈmeriz/

third-person singular of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading “The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.”

profitable adjective US /ˈprɑːfətəbəl/

yielding material gain or profit

From this reading “It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.”

repay verb US /riˈpeɪ/

pay back

From this reading “When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.”

scruples noun US /ˈskruːpəlz/

motivation deriving logically from ethical or moral principles that govern a person's thoughts and actions

From this reading “It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

accomplishmentnounUS /əˈkɑːmplɪʃmənt/

the action of accomplishing something

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

cannot

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From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

conditionsnounUS /kənˈdɪʃənz/

the prevailing context that influences the performance or the outcome of a process

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

conscientiousadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːnʃiˈenʃəs/

characterized by extreme care and great effort

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

deformitiesnounUS /dɪˈfɔːrmətiz/

plural of “deformity” — an affliction in which some part of the body is misshapen or malformed

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

disappointingadjectiveUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

not up to expectations

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

earnestlyadverbUS /ˈɜːrnəstli/

in a serious manner

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

enemiesnounUS /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

favorverbUS /ˈfeɪvər/

promote over another

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

insistverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪst/

be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

marriesverbUS /ˈmeriz/

third-person singular of “marry” — take in marriage

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

mirrornounUS /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

profitableadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːfətəbəl/

yielding material gain or profit

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

rarelyadverbUS /ˈrerli/

not often

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

reflectionnounUS /rɪˈflekʃən/

a calm, lengthy, intent consideration

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

repayverbUS /riˈpeɪ/

pay back

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

scruplesnounUS /ˈskruːpəlz/

motivation deriving logically from ethical or moral principles that govern a person's thoughts and actions

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

sortsnounUS /sɔːrts/

plural of “sort” — a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

spiritualadjectiveUS /ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

triflenounUS /ˈtraɪfəl/

a cold pudding made of layers of sponge cake spread with fruit or jelly; may be decorated with nuts, cream, or chocolate

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading As we have no soul mirror we cannot see the reflection of our spiritual deformities.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading It is easy to have conscientious scruples when they are profitable.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The man who marries for money is a fool, but rarely as big a fool as he who marries for love.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The gentle art of making enemies is the one natural accomplishment which is common to all sorts and conditions of men--and women.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When you have done a man a favor do not insist too earnestly that it is a mere trifle, or he may take you at your word and not trouble to repay it; which would be very disappointing.

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