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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 213 sentences across 43 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.
"Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"
"You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.
But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"
"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."
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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 213 sentences across 43 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/42 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.
Line 2
"Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"
Line 3
"You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.
Line 4
But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"
Line 5
"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

affair noun US /əˈfer/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading “"Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.”

Ben noun US /ben/

a mountain or tall hill

From this reading “"You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.”

chasing verb US /ˈtʃeɪsɪŋ/

-ing form of “chase” — go after with the intent to catch

From this reading “"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."”

dollar noun US /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."”

fortune noun US /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading “"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."”

grown adjective US /ɡroʊn/

(of animals) fully developed

From this reading “"Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"”

shriveled adjective US /ˈʃrɪvəld/

(used especially of vegetation) having lost all moisture

From this reading “"Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"”

ton noun US /tʌn/

a United States unit of weight equivalent to 2000 pounds

From this reading “"I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

love affair noun + noun

a relationship between two lovers

In this reading “"Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.”

long time adjective + noun

a prolonged period of time

In this reading “"You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.”

put out verb + adjective

to cause inconvenience or discomfort to

In this reading “But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"”

All words in this reading · 62

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

affairnounUS /əˈfer/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

BennounUS /ben/

a mountain or tall hill

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

chasingverbUS /ˈtʃeɪsɪŋ/

-ing form of “chase” — go after with the intent to catch

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

dollarnounUS /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

grownadjectiveUS /ɡroʊn/

(of animals) fully developed

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

Hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

shriveledadjectiveUS /ˈʃrɪvəld/

(used especially of vegetation) having lost all moisture

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

tonnounUS /tʌn/

a United States unit of weight equivalent to 2000 pounds

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading "I wish I could get a dollar a ton for all I have written for you," said I; "then I'd have a fortune and all the girls would be chasing me for my money."

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Jim, it's years since you asked me to help you out in a love affair," I said.

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You're right, Ben; it must be a long time back.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Has your old heart grown cold, shriveled up, or what's the matter?"

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading But why don't you put out a few letters for yourself?"

Chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman by Edward B. (Edward Burcham) Lent holds 213 sentences, grouped into 43 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman contain?

Chapter 2 holds 213 sentences of Cupid's Middleman, unabridged, divided into 43 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman by Edward B. (Edward Burcham) Lent exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 213 sentences, grouped into 43 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Cupid's Middleman?

Work through the 43 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 43 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #31561, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Cupid's Middleman take to read?

About 301 minutes of reading across 724 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Cupid's Middleman

Words and structures a reader meets early in Cupid's Middleman, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Brooklyn
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Cupid's Middleman; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Eagle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Cupid's Middleman; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Alden
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Cupid's Middleman; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Celebrated
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Cupid's Middleman; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.