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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 96 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.
How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.
A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.
I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.
Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.
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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 96 sentences across 20 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/19 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.
/ˈeni mæn huː noʊz ðə fɜːrst θɪŋ əˈbaʊt ˈhaʊskiːpɪŋ huː hæz ɡɔːn diːp ɪˈnʌf ˈɪntuː ɪt tuː brɪŋ ɪn wʊd ɔːr laɪt ə læmp ɔːt tuː noʊ ðæt ðə ˈʌpər ˈstɔːri ʌv ə ˈdʌbəl ˈbɔɪlər ɪz nɑːt ðə θɪŋ tuː fraɪ eɡz ɪn/
Line 2
How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.
Line 3
A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.
/ə ˈdʌbəl ˈbɔɪlər ɪz ə ˌteləˈskɔːpɪk ərˈeɪndʒmənt juːzd baɪ ˌfɜːrstˈklæs kʊks fɔːr bɔɪld ˈpʊdɪŋz/
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I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.
/aɪ ˌʌndərˈstænd ðæt ðeɪ prəˈfɜːr ðem bɪˈkɔːz ðə ˈreɪzənz duː nɑːt ɡet ˈfraɪtənd ənd ɔːl ˈhʌdəld ʌp æt ðə ˈbɑːtəm ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː ɪˈskeɪp laɪk ðeɪ duː ɪf bɔɪld ɪn ðə nuː ˈɪŋɡlənd ˈfæʃən ɪn ə ˈtaʊəl/
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Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

boiler noun US /ˈbɔɪlər/

sealed vessel where water is converted to steam

From this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

cooks noun US /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading “A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.”

fry verb US /fraɪ/

be excessively hot

From this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

glimmering noun US /ˈɡlɪmərɪŋ/

a slight suggestion or vague understanding

From this reading “How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.”

housekeeping noun US /ˈhaʊskiːpɪŋ/

the work of cleaning and running a house

From this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

puddings noun US /ˈpʊdɪŋz/

plural of “pudding” — any of various soft thick unsweetened baked dishes

From this reading “A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.”

raisins noun US /ˈreɪzənz/

plural of “raisin” — dried grape

From this reading “I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.”

telescopic adjective US /ˌteləˈskɔːpɪk/

visible only with a telescope

From this reading “A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

upper story adjective + noun

In this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

at the bottom preposition + article + noun counted as “at … bottom”

In this reading “I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.”

hit upon verb + particle

In this reading “How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.”

first thing adjective + noun

In this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

deep enough adjective + noun

In this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

Any man adjective + noun

In this reading “Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.”

All words in this reading · 98

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

arrangementnounUS /ərˈeɪndʒmənt/

the thing arranged or agreed to

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

boiledadjectiveUS /bɔɪld/

cooked in hot water

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

boilernounUS /ˈbɔɪlər/

sealed vessel where water is converted to steam

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

cooksnounUS /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

deepadjectiveUS /diːp/

relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

eggnounUS /eɡ/

animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

escapenounUS /ɪˈskeɪp/

the act of escaping physically

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

faintestadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪntəst/

superlative of “faint” — deficient in magnitude; barely perceptible; lacking clarity or brightness or loudness etc

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

first-classadjectiveUS /ˌfɜːrstˈklæs/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

frightenedadjectiveUS /ˈfraɪtənd/

made afraid

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

fryverbUS /fraɪ/

be excessively hot

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

Gentleman'snounUS /ˈdʒentəlmʌnz/

possessive form of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

glimmeringnounUS /ˈɡlɪmərɪŋ/

a slight suggestion or vague understanding

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

hitverbUS /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

HomenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

Hosley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

housekeepingnounUS /ˈhaʊskiːpɪŋ/

the work of cleaning and running a house

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

huddledadjectiveUS /ˈhʌdəld/

crowded or massed together

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

JournalnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

lampnounUS /læmp/

an artificial source of visible illumination

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

preferverbUS /prəˈfɜːr/

like better; value more highly

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

puddingsnounUS /ˈpʊdɪŋz/

plural of “pudding” — any of various soft thick unsweetened baked dishes

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

raisinsnounUS /ˈreɪzənz/

plural of “raisin” — dried grape

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

suspicionnounUS /səˈspɪʃən/

an impression that something might be the case

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

telescopicadjectiveUS /ˌteləˈskɔːpɪk/

visible only with a telescope

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Jim Hosley knew nothing of this, never having read the _Gentleman's Home Journal_ to any extent.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

toolnounUS /tuːl/

an implement used in the practice of a vocation

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

towelnounUS /ˈtaʊəl/

a rectangular piece of absorbent cloth (or paper) for drying or wiping

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

unhandy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I understand that they prefer them because the raisins do not get frightened and all huddled up at the bottom trying to escape, like they do if boiled in the New England fashion in a towel.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

upperadjectiveUS /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading A double boiler is a telescopic arrangement used by first-class cooks for boiled puddings.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading How any man with the faintest glimmering of a suspicion that he can cook an egg should hit upon a tool as unhandy as that, is beyond me.

woodnounUS /wʊd/

the hard fibrous lignified substance under the bark of trees

From this reading Any man who knows the first thing about housekeeping, who has gone deep enough into it to bring in wood or light a lamp, ought to know that the upper story of a double boiler is not the thing to fry eggs in.

Chapter 3 of Cupid's Middleman by Edward B. (Edward Burcham) Lent holds 96 sentences, grouped into 20 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of Cupid's Middleman contain?

Chapter 3 holds 96 sentences of Cupid's Middleman, unabridged, divided into 20 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of Cupid's Middleman by Edward B. (Edward Burcham) Lent exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 96 sentences, grouped into 20 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Cupid's Middleman

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Brooklyn
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Eagle
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Alden
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Celebrated
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