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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 299 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.
Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.
I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.
I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.
The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.
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Cupid's Middleman

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Cupid's Middleman is here in full — 299 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/59 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.
Line 2
Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.
Line 3
I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.
/aɪ ɡɑːt ɔːl ðə ˈpʌnɪʃmənt duː fɔːr ðə ɡɪlt ʌv ˈraɪtɪŋ ðə ˌkɑːmpəˈzɪʃənz ənd paɪld ɑːn tɑːp ʌv ðæt keɪm əˈnʌðər tɜːrn ɑːn ðə hɑːrd roʊd ʌv ðə trænzˈɡresər fɔːr ˈɪʃuːɪŋ ðem əˈɡen/
Line 4
I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.
/aɪ dɪd nɑːt ˌɪnˈtend tuː pʊt ðem ˈɪntuː ˈdʒenərəl ˈsɜːrkjəleɪʃən ʌv kɔːrs bʌt maɪ ˈkerləsnəs ɪn ˈliːvɪŋ wʌn ʌv ðə ˈletərz ɪn ðə sʌn ˈpɑːrlər ˈrɪli əˈmaʊntɪd tuː ðə seɪm θɪŋ/
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The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.
/ðə ˈfeloʊ huː ˈkerləsli hɪts ə kæn ʌv ˈdaɪnəmaɪt wɪð æn æks ɡets ðə seɪm pərˈfekt rɪˈzʌlts æz ɪf hiː hæd plænd tuː duː ɪt fɔːr ˈsevrəl mʌnθs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admires verb US /ædˈmaɪrz/

third-person singular of “admire” — feel admiration for

From this reading “A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.”

circulation noun US /ˈsɜːrkjəleɪʃən/

the dissemination of copies of periodicals (as newspapers or magazines)

From this reading “I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.”

compositions noun US /ˌkɑːmpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “composition” — the spatial property resulting from the arrangement of parts in relation to each other and to the whole

From this reading “I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.”

dynamite noun US /ˈdaɪnəmaɪt/

an explosive containing nitrate sensitized with nitroglycerin absorbed on wood pulp

From this reading “The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.”

hits noun US /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading “The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.”

issuing noun US /ˈɪʃuːɪŋ/

the act of providing an item for general use or for official purposes (usually in quantity)

From this reading “I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.”

misdemeanors noun US /ˌmɪsdəˈmiːnərz/

plural of “misdemeanor” — a crime less serious than a felony

From this reading “Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.”

transgressor noun US /trænzˈɡresər/

someone who transgresses; someone who violates a law or command

From this reading “I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

several months adjective + noun counted as “several month”

In this reading “The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.”

same thing adjective + noun

In this reading “I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.”

on top preposition + noun

In this reading “I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.”

with an axe preposition + article + noun counted as “with … axe”

In this reading “The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.”

in Love's preposition + noun counted as “in love”

marked by foolish or unreasoning fondness

In this reading “Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.”

in the sun preposition + article + noun counted as “in … sun”

In this reading “I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

admiresverbUS /ædˈmaɪrz/

third-person singular of “admire” — feel admiration for

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

amountedverbUS /əˈmaʊntɪd/

past form of “amount” — be tantamount or equivalent to

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

angryadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

axenounUS /æks/

an edge tool with a heavy bladed head mounted across a handle

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

BurnsnounUS /bɜːrnz/

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

ByronnounUS /ˈbaɪrən/

English romantic poet notorious for his rebellious and unconventional lifestyle (1788-1824)

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

carelesslyadverbUS /ˈkerləsli/

without care or concern

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

carelessnessnounUS /ˈkerləsnəs/

the quality of not being careful or taking pains

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

circulationnounUS /ˈsɜːrkjəleɪʃən/

the dissemination of copies of periodicals (as newspapers or magazines)

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

compositionsnounUS /ˌkɑːmpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “composition” — the spatial property resulting from the arrangement of parts in relation to each other and to the whole

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

contributedverbUS /kənˈtrɪbjuːtɪd/

past form of “contribute” — bestow a quality on

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

crimesnounUS /kraɪmz/

plural of “crime” — (criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

domainnounUS /doʊˈmeɪn/

a particular environment or walk of life

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

dynamitenounUS /ˈdaɪnəmaɪt/

an explosive containing nitrate sensitized with nitroglycerin absorbed on wood pulp

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

escapedadjectiveUS /ɪˈskeɪpt/

having escaped, especially from confinement

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

friend'snounUS /frendz/

possessive form of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

godsnounUS /ɡɑːdz/

plural of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

guiltnounUS /ɡɪlt/

the state of having committed an offense

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

hitsnounUS /hɪts/

plural of “hit” — (baseball) a successful stroke in an athletic contest (especially in baseball)

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

intendverbUS /ˌɪnˈtend/

have in mind as a purpose

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

issuingnounUS /ˈɪʃuːɪŋ/

the act of providing an item for general use or for official purposes (usually in quantity)

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

Love'snounUS /lʌvz/

possessive form of “love” — a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

love-letters

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

misdemeanorsnounUS /ˌmɪsdəˈmiːnərz/

plural of “misdemeanor” — a crime less serious than a felony

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

monthsnounUS /mʌnθs/

plural of “month” — one of the twelve divisions of the calendar year

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

MorrisnounUS /ˈmɔːrəs/

United States suffragist in Wyoming (1814-1902)

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

parlornounUS /ˈpɑːrlər/

reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

piledverbUS /paɪld/

past form of “pile” — arrange in stacks

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

plannedadjectiveUS /plænd/

designed or carried out according to a plan

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

punishmentnounUS /ˈpʌnɪʃmənt/

the act of punishing

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

resultsnounUS /rɪˈzʌlts/

plural of “result” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

severaladjectiveUS /ˈsevrəl/

(used with count nouns) of an indefinite number more than 2 or 3 but not many

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

switchverbUS /swɪtʃ/

change over, change around, as to a new order or sequence

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I did not intend to put them into general circulation, of course; but my carelessness in leaving one of the letters in the sun parlor really amounted to the same thing.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

towardprepositionUS /təˈwɔːrd/

in the direction of

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

transgressornounUS /trænzˈɡresər/

someone who transgresses; someone who violates a law or command

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

triflers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

twiceadverbUS /twaɪs/

two times

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The fellow who carelessly hits a can of dynamite with an axe gets the same perfect results as if he had planned to do it for several months.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

wrathnounUS /ræθ/

intense anger (usually on an epic scale)

From this reading Burns, Byron, Morris and the others who contributed toward these high crimes and misdemeanors were dead, and so escaped the wrath of the angry gods, who switch triflers in Love's domain.

writesverbUS /raɪts/

third-person singular of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading A man who writes his friend's love-letters is twice a fool if he admires his work.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading I got all the punishment due for the guilt of writing the compositions, and piled on top of that came another turn on the hard road of the transgressor for issuing them again.

Chapter 16 of Cupid's Middleman by Edward B. (Edward Burcham) Lent holds 299 sentences, grouped into 60 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Cupid's Middleman

Words and structures a reader meets early in Cupid's Middleman, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Brooklyn
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Eagle
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Alden
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Celebrated
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