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Damn! A Book of Calumny
Damn! A Book of Calumny

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DAMN!
If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!
He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.
He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.
He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.
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Damn! A Book of Calumny

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Damn! A Book of Calumny is here in full — 450 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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DAMN!
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If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!
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He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.
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He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.
/hiː wɑːz ə ˈbɪtər əˈpoʊnənt ʌv ˈfɔːrən əˈlaɪənsəz ənd dɪˈnaʊnst ðer ˈiːvəlz ɪn hɑːrʃ spəˈsɪfɪk tɜːrmz/
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He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

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alliances noun US /əˈlaɪənsəz/

plural of “alliance” — the state of being allied or confederated

From this reading “He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.”

camorra noun US /kəˈmɔːrə/

a secret society in Naples notorious for violence and blackmail

From this reading “If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!”

denounced verb US /dɪˈnaʊnst/

past form of “denounce” — speak out against

From this reading “He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.”

forthright adjective US /ˈfɔːrˈθraɪt/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading “He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.”

patriots noun US /ˈpeɪtriəts/

plural of “patriot” — one who loves and defends his or her country

From this reading “If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!”

promoter noun US /prəˈmoʊtər/

someone who is an active supporter and advocate

From this reading “He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.”

pugnacious adjective US /pəɡˈnæʃɪs/

tough and callous by virtue of experience

From this reading “He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.”

Rockefeller noun US /ˈrɑːkəfelər/

United States industrialist who made a fortune in the oil business and gave half of it away (1839-1937)

From this reading “He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

alliancesnounUS /əˈlaɪənsəz/

plural of “alliance” — the state of being allied or confederated

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

bitteradjectiveUS /ˈbɪtər/

marked by strong resentment or cynicism

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

camorranounUS /kəˈmɔːrə/

a secret society in Naples notorious for violence and blackmail

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

companiesnounUS /ˈkʌmpəniːz/

plural of “company” — an institution created to conduct business

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

contemptnounUS /kənˈtempt/

lack of respect accompanied by a feeling of intense dislike

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

DAMNadjectiveUS /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading DAMN!

denouncedverbUS /dɪˈnaʊnst/

past form of “denounce” — speak out against

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

evilsnounUS /ˈiːvəlz/

plural of “evil” — morally objectionable behavior

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

exploiternoun

a person who uses something or someone selfishly or unethically

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

foreignadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrən/

of concern to or concerning the affairs of other nations (other than your own)

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

forthrightadjectiveUS /ˈfɔːrˈθraɪt/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

forward-lookers

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From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

harshadjectiveUS /hɑːrʃ/

unpleasantly stern

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

land-grabber

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From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

lawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

likingnounUS /ˈlaɪkɪŋ/

a feeling of pleasure and enjoyment

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

markverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

minesnounUS /maɪnz/

plural of “mine” — excavation in the earth from which ores and minerals are extracted

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

obscurantists

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From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

opponentnounUS /əˈpoʊnənt/

a contestant that you are matched against

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

patriotsnounUS /ˈpeɪtriəts/

plural of “patriot” — one who loves and defends his or her country

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

promoternounUS /prəˈmoʊtər/

someone who is an active supporter and advocate

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

pugnaciousadjectiveUS /pəɡˈnæʃɪs/

tough and callous by virtue of experience

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

richestadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtʃəst/

superlative of “rich” — possessing material wealth

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

RockefellernounUS /ˈrɑːkəfelər/

United States industrialist who made a fortune in the oil business and gave half of it away (1839-1937)

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

schoolmasters

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

shiningadjectiveUS /ˈʃaɪnɪŋ/

marked by exceptional merit

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

specificadjectiveUS /spəˈsɪfɪk/

(sometimes followed by “to”) applying to or characterized by or distinguishing something particular or special or unique

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

stocknounUS /stɑːk/

the capital raised by a corporation through the issue of shares entitling holders to an ownership interest

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading He had a liking for all forthright and pugnacious men, and a contempt for lawyers, schoolmasters and all other such obscurantists.

termsnounUS /tɜːrmz/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading He was a bitter opponent of foreign alliances, and denounced their evils in harsh, specific terms.

timbernounUS /ˈtɪmbər/

the wood of trees cut and prepared for use as building material

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

todaynounUS /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

uplifters

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was the Rockefeller of his time, the richest man in the United States, a promoter of stock companies, a land-grabber, an exploiter of mines and timber.

WashingtonnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋtən/

the capital of the United States in the District of Columbia and a tourist mecca; George Washington commissioned Charles L'Enfant to lay out the city in 1791

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If George Washington were alive today, what a shining mark he would be for the whole camorra of uplifters, forward-lookers and professional patriots!

Chapter 1 of Damn! A Book of Calumny by H. L. (Henry Louis) Mencken holds 450 sentences, grouped into 90 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Washington
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