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Damn! A Book of Calumny

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?
Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?
As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.
When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.
Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.
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Damn! A Book of Calumny

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Damn! A Book of Calumny is here in full — 447 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?
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Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?
/waɪ nɑːt kɔːl æn ˌekjuːˈmenɪkəl ˈkaʊnsəl əˈpɔɪnt ə kəˈmɪʃən tuː siː tuː sʌtʃ θɪŋz ənd ðen fərˈɡet ðə ˈsækrələdʒ/
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As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.
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When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.
/wen ɔːl ɪz sed ənd dʌn straʊs ˈprɑːbəbliː noʊz mɔːr əˈbaʊt ˈraɪtɪŋ fɔːr ˈɔːrkəstrə ðæn ˈeni ˈʌðər tuː men ðæt ˈevər lɪvd nɑːt ɪkˈskluːdɪŋ ˈwæɡnər/
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Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

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delegate verb US /ˈdeləɡeɪt/

transfer power to someone

From this reading “As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.”

ecumenical adjective US /ˌekjuːˈmenɪkəl/

concerned with promoting unity among churches or religions

From this reading “Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?”

excluding verb US /ɪkˈskluːdɪŋ/

-ing form of “exclude” — prevent from being included or considered or accepted

From this reading “When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.”

nominate verb US /ˈnɑːmənət/

propose as a candidate for some honor

From this reading “As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.”

sacrilege noun US /ˈsækrələdʒ/

blasphemous behavior; the act of depriving something of its sacred character

From this reading “Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?”

Schumann noun US /ˈʃuːmən/

German pianist and composer of piano music; renowned for her interpretation of music, especially the music of her husband Robert Schumann (1819-1896)

From this reading “Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?”

Strauss noun US /straʊs/

German composer of many operas; collaborated with librettist Hugo von Hoffmannsthal to produce several operas (1864-1949)

From this reading “As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.”

Wagner noun US /ˈwæɡnər/

Austrian architect and pioneer of modern architecture (1841-1918)

From this reading “When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

appointverbUS /əˈpɔɪnt/

create and charge with a task or function

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

chairmannounUS /ˈtʃermən/

the officer who presides at the meetings of an organization

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

commissionnounUS /kəˈmɪʃən/

a special group delegated to consider some matter

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

correctedadjectiveUS /kərˈektəd/

having something undesirable neutralized

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

councilnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

delegateverbUS /ˈdeləɡeɪt/

transfer power to someone

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

Dr

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From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

ecumenicaladjectiveUS /ˌekjuːˈmenɪkəl/

concerned with promoting unity among churches or religions

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

excludingverbUS /ɪkˈskluːdɪŋ/

-ing form of “exclude” — prevent from being included or considered or accepted

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

gaucheries

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

heathendom

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

livedverbUS /lɪvd/

past form of “live” — be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

nominateverbUS /ˈnɑːmənət/

propose as a candidate for some honor

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

orchestranounUS /ˈɔːrkəstrə/

a musical organization consisting of a group of instrumentalists including string players

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

parroting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

Richard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

rivalverbUS /ˈraɪvəl/

be equal to in quality or ability

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

sacrilegenounUS /ˈsækrələdʒ/

blasphemous behavior; the act of depriving something of its sacred character

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

SchumannnounUS /ˈʃuːmən/

German pianist and composer of piano music; renowned for her interpretation of music, especially the music of her husband Robert Schumann (1819-1896)

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

self-elected

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

StraussnounUS /straʊs/

German composer of many operas; collaborated with librettist Hugo von Hoffmannsthal to produce several operas (1864-1949)

From this reading As a self-elected delegate from heathendom, I nominate Dr. Richard Strauss as chairman.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

SurelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading Surely no living rival, as Dr. Sunday would say, has anything on him.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Why not call an ecumenical council, appoint a commission to see to such things, and then forget the sacrilege?

todaynounUS /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

WagnernounUS /ˈwæɡnər/

Austrian architect and pioneer of modern architecture (1841-1918)

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Why, then, go on parroting _gaucheries_ that Schumann himself, were he alive today, would have long since corrected?

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading When all is said and done, Strauss probably knows more about writing for orchestra than any other two men that ever lived, not excluding Wagner.

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