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Day of the Moron

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.
Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.
But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.
Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.
Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.
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Day of the Moron

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Day of the Moron is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.
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Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.
/wʌns sʌtʃ æn ɪˈmoʊʃənəl ˈmɔːrɑːn kʊd æt wɜːrst hɜːrt ə fjuː/
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But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.
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Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.
/ˈoʊldstərz ɪn huːm ðə tɜːrm əˈtɑːmɪk ˈenərdʒi prəˈduːst sɪˈmæntɪk riˈækʃənz əˈsoʊsieɪtɪd wɪð ˌhɪroʊˈʃiːmə/
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Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

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bombers noun US /ˈbɑːmərz/

plural of “bomber” — a military aircraft that drops bombs during flight

From this reading “Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.”

Hiroshima noun US /ˌhɪroʊˈʃiːmə/

a port city on the southwestern coast of Honshu in Japan; on August 6, 1945 Hiroshima was almost completely destroyed by the first atomic bomb dropped on a populated area

From this reading “Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.”

leashed verb US /liːʃt/

past form of “leash” — fasten with a rope

From this reading “But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.”

moron noun US /ˈmɔːrɑːn/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading “_It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.”

nuclear adjective US /ˈnuːkliər/

(weapons) deriving destructive energy from the release of atomic energy

From this reading “But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.”

Oldsters noun US /ˈoʊldstərz/

plural of “oldster” — an elderly person

From this reading “Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.”

semantic adjective US /sɪˈmæntɪk/

of or relating to meaning or the study of meaning

From this reading “Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.”

unproven adjective US /ənˈpruːvən/

not proved

From this reading “_It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.”

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1968

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From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

associatedverbUS /əˈsoʊsieɪtɪd/

past form of “associate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

atomicadjectiveUS /əˈtɑːmɪk/

of or relating to or comprising atoms

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

bombersnounUS /ˈbɑːmərz/

plural of “bomber” — a military aircraft that drops bombs during flight

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

emotionaladjectiveUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənəl/

determined or actuated by emotion rather than reason

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

employsnounUS /emˈplɔɪz/

plural of “employ” — the state of being employed or having a job

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

enemynounUS /ˈenəmi/

an opposing military force

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

energynounUS /ˈenərdʒi/

(physics) a thermodynamic quantity equivalent to the capacity of a physical system to do work; the units of energy are joules or ergs

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

forcesnounUS /ˈfɔːrsɪz/

plural of “force” — a powerful effect or influence

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

guidedadjectiveUS /ˈɡaɪdəd/

subject to guidance or control especially after launching

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

HiroshimanounUS /ˌhɪroʊˈʃiːmə/

a port city on the southwestern coast of Honshu in Japan; on August 6, 1945 Hiroshima was almost completely destroyed by the first atomic bomb dropped on a populated area

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

hurtverbUS /hɜːrt/

be the source of pain

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

leashedverbUS /liːʃt/

past form of “leash” — fasten with a rope

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

missilesnounUS /ˈmɪsəlz/

plural of “missile” — a rocket carrying a warhead of conventional or nuclear explosives; may be ballistic or directed by remote control

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

moronnounUS /ˈmɔːrɑːn/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

naturaladjectiveUS /ˈnætʃərəl/

in accordance with nature; relating to or concerning nature

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

nuclearadjectiveUS /ˈnuːkliər/

(weapons) deriving destructive energy from the release of atomic energy

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

OldstersnounUS /ˈoʊldstərz/

plural of “oldster” — an elderly person

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

OnceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

plantverbUS /plænt/

put or set (seeds, seedlings, or plants) into the ground

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

producedverbUS /prəˈduːst/

past form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

reactionsnounUS /riˈækʃənz/

plural of “reaction” — (chemistry) a process in which one or more substances are changed into others

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

semanticadjectiveUS /sɪˈmæntɪk/

of or relating to meaning or the study of meaning

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

SovietadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊviət/

of or relating to or characteristic of the former Soviet Union or its people

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

steam-column

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

targetnounUS /ˈtɑːrɡət/

a reference point to shoot at

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

temptingadjectiveUS /ˈtemptɪŋ/

highly attractive and able to arouse hope or desire

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

termnounUS /tɜːrm/

a word or expression used for some particular thing

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

toweringadjectiveUS /ˈtaʊərɪŋ/

of imposing height; especially standing out above others

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

trustnounUS /trʌst/

something (as property) held by one party (the trustee) for the benefit of another (the beneficiary)

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

unprovenadjectiveUS /ənˈpruːvən/

not proved

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Those who saw, in the towering steam-column above it, a tempting target for enemy--which still meant Soviet--bombers and guided missiles.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

who's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Oldsters, in whom the term "atomic energy" produced semantic reactions associated with Hiroshima.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But with the mighty, leashed forces Man employs now...._ There were still, in 1968, a few people who were afraid of the nuclear power plant.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading _It's natural to trust the unproven word of the fellow who's "on my side"--but the emotional moron is on no one's side, not even his own.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading Once, such an emotional moron could, at worst, hurt a few.

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