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Death and Taxes

Chapter I

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Remorseless?
Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!
Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.
"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."
"Really, Mr. Masterson!"
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Death and Taxes

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Death and Taxes is here in full — 462 sentences across 93 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/92 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Remorseless?
/rɪˈmɔːrsləs/
Line 2
Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!
/nɑːt ə bɪt ʌv ɪt noʊ ˈmætər wʌt ðeɪ seɪ/
Line 3
Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.
Line 4
"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."
/ðə ˈkaʊnsəl nɑːt ˈoʊnli prəˈpoʊzɪz ˈterɪŋ daʊn ðɪs ˈpɪktʃərəsk ˈlændmɑːrk bʌt wʊd ˈðerˈbaɪ dɪˈstrɔɪ ðə hoʊm ʌv ˈaʊər ˈoʊnli ˈloʊkəl ɡoʊst/
Line 5
"Really, Mr. Masterson!"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dreamy adjective US /ˈdriːmi/

dreamy in mood or nature

From this reading “Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.”

landmark noun US /ˈlændmɑːrk/

the position of a prominent or well-known object in a particular landscape

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

local adjective US /ˈloʊkəl/

relating to or applicable to or concerned with the administration of a city or town or district rather than a larger area

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

picturesque adjective US /ˈpɪktʃərəsk/

suggesting or suitable for a picture; pretty as a picture

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

proposes verb US /prəˈpoʊzɪz/

third-person singular of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

Remorseless adjective US /rɪˈmɔːrsləs/

without mercy or pity

From this reading “Remorseless?”

tearing noun US /ˈterɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

thereby adverb US /ˈðerˈbaɪ/

by that means or because of that

From this reading “"The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."”

Word partnerships in these lines

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young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.”

dreamy eyes adjective + noun

In this reading “Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

CouncilnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a body serving in an administrative capacity

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

destroyverbUS /dɪˈstrɔɪ/

do away with, cause the destruction or undoing of

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

dreamyadjectiveUS /ˈdriːmi/

dreamy in mood or nature

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

genuineadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenjəwən/

not fake or counterfeit

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

ghostnounUS /ɡoʊst/

a mental representation of some haunting experience

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

Here's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

HonornounUS /ˈɑːnər/

a tangible symbol signifying approval or distinction

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

insideadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on the side closer to the center or within a defined space

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

landmarknounUS /ˈlændmɑːrk/

the position of a prominent or well-known object in a particular landscape

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

light-heartedadjective

carefree and happy and lighthearted

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

localadjectiveUS /ˈloʊkəl/

relating to or applicable to or concerned with the administration of a city or town or district rather than a larger area

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

Masterson

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Really, Mr. Masterson!"

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Really, Mr. Masterson!"

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

paint-smeared

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

picturesqueadjectiveUS /ˈpɪktʃərəsk/

suggesting or suitable for a picture; pretty as a picture

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

proposesverbUS /prəˈpoʊzɪz/

third-person singular of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

ReallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "Really, Mr. Masterson!"

RemorselessadjectiveUS /rɪˈmɔːrsləs/

without mercy or pity

From this reading Remorseless?

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

sport-shirt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

tearingnounUS /ˈterɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

therebyadverbUS /ˈðerˈbaɪ/

by that means or because of that

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Not a bit of it, no matter what they say!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "The Council not only proposes tearing down this picturesque landmark, but would thereby destroy the home of our only local ghost."

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Here's the genuine, inside, light-hearted story of---- "It's a crime, Your Honor," said the young man with the dreamy eyes and paint-smeared sport-shirt.

Chapter 1 of Death and Taxes by H. A. Hartzell holds 462 sentences, grouped into 93 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Remorseless
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Matter
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Here's
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Genuine
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