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Diagnosis

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Diagnosis is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.
What comes out?
With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.
"What time did you get to bed last night?"
"Oh, about ... well, fairly early."
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Diagnosis

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Diagnosis is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.
Line 2
What comes out?
/wʌt kʌmz aʊt/
Line 3
With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.
/wɪð ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənts laɪk ðiːz ðə rɪˈzʌlt ɪz ædˈventʃər ˈterər ənd ʌv kɔːrs roʊˈmæns/
Line 4
"What time did you get to bed last night?"
/wʌt taɪm dɪd juː ɡet tuː bed læst naɪt/
Line 5
"Oh, about ... well, fairly early."
/oʊ əˈbaʊt wel ˈferli ˈɜːrli/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

adventure verb US /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading “With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.”

eternal adjective US /ɪˈtɜːrnəl/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

haywire adjective US /ˈheɪwaɪr/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

ingredients noun US /ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənts/

plural of “ingredient” — a component of a mixture or compound

From this reading “With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.”

mix verb US /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

oscilloscope noun US /ˌɔːˈsɪləskoʊp/

electronic equipment that provides visual images of varying electrical quantities

From this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

romance noun US /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading “With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.”

triangle noun US /ˈtraɪæŋɡəl/

a three-sided polygon

From this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

last night adjective + noun

In this reading “"What time did you get to bed last night?"”

two men noun + noun

In this reading “Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.”

comes out verb + adjective counted as “come out”

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “What comes out?”

All words in this reading · 41

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading "Oh, about ... well, fairly early."

adventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

bednounUS /bed/

a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading What comes out?

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading "Oh, about ... well, fairly early."

eternaladjectiveUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəl/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

fairlyadverbUS /ˈferli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading "Oh, about ... well, fairly early."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

haywireadjectiveUS /ˈheɪwaɪr/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

ingredientsnounUS /ˌɪnˈɡriːdiənts/

plural of “ingredient” — a component of a mixture or compound

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

mixverbUS /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, about ... well, fairly early."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

oscilloscopenounUS /ˌɔːˈsɪləskoʊp/

electronic equipment that provides visual images of varying electrical quantities

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading What comes out?

resultnounUS /rɪˈzʌlt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

romancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

terrornounUS /ˈterər/

an overwhelming feeling of fear and anxiety

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading With ingredients like these, the result is adventure, terror and, of course, romance.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

trianglenounUS /ˈtraɪæŋɡəl/

a three-sided polygon

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What comes out?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Take two men and one girl--the eternal triangle--and mix well with an oscilloscope gone haywire.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "What time did you get to bed last night?"

Chapter 1 of Diagnosis by Ray Palmer holds 380 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Diagnosis contain?

Chapter 1 holds 380 sentences of Diagnosis, unabridged, divided into 76 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Diagnosis by Ray Palmer exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 380 sentences, grouped into 76 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Diagnosis?

Work through the 76 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 76 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Diagnosis

Common questions about reading Diagnosis by Ray Palmer on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Diagnosis?

Yes. All 380 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #49762 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Diagnosis is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #49762, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Diagnosis take to read?

About 31 minutes of reading across 76 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read Diagnosis section by section

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  2. Read one section

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  3. Listen and tap

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Vocabulary met early in Diagnosis

Words and structures a reader meets early in Diagnosis, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Girl--the
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Diagnosis; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Eternal
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Diagnosis; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Triangle--and
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Diagnosis; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Oscilloscope
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Diagnosis; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.