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Dry Fish and Wet

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Oh, not that sort of painting.
It's an artist, I mean.
Painting pictures and things."
"Pictures!"
Bramsen looked dumbfounded.
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Dry Fish and Wet

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet is here in full — 431 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Oh, not that sort of painting.
/oʊ nɑːt ðæt sɔːrt ʌv ˈpeɪntɪŋ/
Line 2
It's an artist, I mean.
Line 3
Painting pictures and things."
/ˈpeɪntɪŋ ˈpɪktʃərz ənd θɪŋz/
Line 4
"Pictures!"
/ˈpɪktʃərz/
Line 5
Bramsen looked dumbfounded.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

artist noun US /ˈɑːrtəst/

a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination

From this reading “It's an artist, I mean.”

dumbfounded adjective US /ˈdʌmfaʊndɪd/

as if struck dumb with astonishment and surprise

From this reading “Bramsen looked dumbfounded.”

looked verb US /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading “Bramsen looked dumbfounded.”

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “It's an artist, I mean.”

painting noun US /ˈpeɪntɪŋ/

graphic art consisting of an artistic composition made by applying paints to a surface

From this reading “"Oh, not that sort of painting.”

pictures noun US /ˈpɪktʃərz/

plural of “picture” — a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading “Painting pictures and things."”

sort noun US /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading “"Oh, not that sort of painting.”

things noun US /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading “Painting pictures and things."”

All words in this reading · 17

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It's an artist, I mean.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Painting pictures and things."

artistnounUS /ˈɑːrtəst/

a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination

From this reading It's an artist, I mean.

Bramsen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Bramsen looked dumbfounded.

dumbfoundedadjectiveUS /ˈdʌmfaʊndɪd/

as if struck dumb with astonishment and surprise

From this reading Bramsen looked dumbfounded.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading It's an artist, I mean.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It's an artist, I mean.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Bramsen looked dumbfounded.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading It's an artist, I mean.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

paintingnounUS /ˈpeɪntɪŋ/

graphic art consisting of an artistic composition made by applying paints to a surface

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

picturesnounUS /ˈpɪktʃərz/

plural of “picture” — a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading Painting pictures and things."

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Oh, not that sort of painting.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Painting pictures and things."

Chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet by Anthon Bernhard Elias Nilsen holds 431 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet contain?

Chapter 2 holds 431 sentences of Dry Fish and Wet, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet by Anthon Bernhard Elias Nilsen exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 431 sentences, grouped into 87 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Dry Fish and Wet?

Work through the 87 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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How long does Dry Fish and Wet take to read?

About 421 minutes of reading across 1012 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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