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Dry Fish and Wet

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of Dry Fish and Wet is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Am I, though?
Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!
Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.
"To-day?
Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."
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Dry Fish and Wet

Chapter XII

Chapter 12 of Dry Fish and Wet is here in full — 394 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Am I, though?
/æm aɪ ðoʊ/
Line 2
Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!
Line 3
Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.
Line 4
"To-day?
Line 5
Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

flowers noun US /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading “Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."”

happy adjective US /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading “Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."”

less adverb US /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading “Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.”

man's noun US /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!”

returns noun US /rɪˈtɜːrnz/

plural of “return” — document giving the tax collector information about the taxpayer's tax liability

From this reading “Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."”

sunbeam noun US /ˈsʌnbiːm/

a ray of sunlight

From this reading “Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!”

truth noun US /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading “Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.”

younger adjective US /ˈjʌŋɡər/

used of the younger of two persons of the same name especially used to distinguish a son from his father

From this reading “Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

three years noun + noun

In this reading “Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.”

old man's adjective + noun counted as “old man”

a man who is very old

In this reading “Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!”

by the way preposition + article + noun counted as “by … way”

introducing a different topic

In this reading “Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.”

All words in this reading · 48

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

Amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "Am I, though?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

eh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Am I, though?

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

LookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

returnsnounUS /rɪˈtɜːrnz/

plural of “return” — document giving the tax collector information about the taxpayer's tax liability

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

sixty-sevenadjective

being seven more than sixty

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

sunbeamnounUS /ˈsʌnbiːm/

a ray of sunlight

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading "Am I, though?

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

to-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading Oh, then I must wish you many happy returns--and here, let me give you these flowers."

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Oh, you know how to get at an old man's heart, little sunbeam that you are!

youngeradjectiveUS /ˈjʌŋɡər/

used of the younger of two persons of the same name especially used to distinguish a son from his father

From this reading Looking younger than ever, eh--and I'm sixty-seven to-day," which, by the way, was three years less than the truth.

Chapter 12 of Dry Fish and Wet by Anthon Bernhard Elias Nilsen holds 394 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 12 holds 394 sentences of Dry Fish and Wet, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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