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Earth's Gone to the Dogs!
Earth's Gone to the Dogs!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Earth's Gone to the Dogs! is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.
Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!
Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.
It was a comfortable day.
Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Earth's Gone to the Dogs!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Earth's Gone to the Dogs! is here in full — 131 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.
Line 2
Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!
Line 3
Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.
Line 4
It was a comfortable day.
/ɪt wɑːz ə ˈkʌmfərtəbəl deɪ/
Line 5
Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.
/ˈfɪfti jɑːrdz əˈweɪ ðə ˈbɑːrnjɑːrd wɑːz əˈlaɪv wɪð sprɪŋ ˈnɔɪzɪz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barnyard noun US /ˈbɑːrnjɑːrd/

a yard adjoining a barn

From this reading “Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.”

creaked verb US /kriːkt/

past form of “creak” — make a high-pitched, screeching noise

From this reading “Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.”

digging noun US /ˈdɪɡɪŋ/

the act of digging

From this reading “Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.”

Earth's noun US /ɜːrθs/

possessive form of “earth” — the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading “Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!”

noises noun US /ˈnɔɪzɪz/

plural of “noise” — sound of any kind (especially unintelligible or dissonant sound)

From this reading “Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.”

problems noun US /ˈprɑːbləmz/

plural of “problem” — a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading “Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.”

Ruskin noun US /ˈrʌskɪn/

British art critic (1819-1900)

From this reading “Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.”

yawned verb US /jɔːnd/

past form of “yawn” — utter a yawn, as from lack of oxygen or when one is tired

From this reading “Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Fifty yards noun + noun counted as “fifty yard”

In this reading “Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.”

leaned back verb + particle counted as “lean back”

move the upper body backwards and down

In this reading “Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.”

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It was a comfortable day.

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

announcedadjectiveUS /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

archeologists

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

barnyardnounUS /ˈbɑːrnjɑːrd/

a yard adjoining a barn

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

Bigelow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

comfortableadjectiveUS /ˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief (“comfy” is informal)

From this reading It was a comfortable day.

comfortablyadverbUS /ˈkʌmfərtəbli/

in mental comfort; without stress

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

creakedverbUS /kriːkt/

past form of “creak” — make a high-pitched, screeching noise

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

diggingnounUS /ˈdɪɡɪŋ/

the act of digging

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

DogsnounUS /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

Earth'snounUS /ɜːrθs/

possessive form of “earth” — the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

FiftynounUS /ˈfɪfti/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and five

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

GoneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was a comfortable day.

leanedverbUS /liːnd/

past form of “lean” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

noisesnounUS /ˈnɔɪzɪz/

plural of “noise” — sound of any kind (especially unintelligible or dissonant sound)

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

porchnounUS /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

problemsnounUS /ˈprɑːbləmz/

plural of “problem” — a state of difficulty that needs to be resolved

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

RuskinnounUS /ˈrʌskɪn/

British art critic (1819-1900)

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

SpringnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading Like the day Bigelow walked in and announced-- Earth's Gone To The Dogs!

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was a comfortable day.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Ruskin didn't like archeologists; they were always digging up problems from the past.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

yardsnounUS /jɑːrdz/

plural of “yard” — a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading Fifty yards away the barnyard was alive with Spring noises.

yawnedverbUS /jɔːnd/

past form of “yawn” — utter a yawn, as from lack of oxygen or when one is tired

From this reading Ruskin leaned back and yawned--the porch chair creaked comfortably.

Chapter 1 of Earth's Gone to the Dogs! by William J. McClellan holds 131 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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