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Eliza

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Eliza is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."
"Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"
His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.
Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.
I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.
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Eliza

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Eliza is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."
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"Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"
/səˈpoʊz aɪ sed tuː wʌn ʌv ðə ˈdʒuːnjər klɜːrks æt ˈaʊər ˈɔːfɪs ðə ˈʌðər deɪ juː wɜːr æskt tuː dɪˈskraɪb jərˈself ɪn ə fjuː wɜːrdz kʊd juː duː ɪt/
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His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.
/hɪz ˈænsər ðæt hiː kʊd dɪˈskraɪb miː ɪn tuː wɑːz noʊ ˈænsər æt ɔːl/
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Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.
/ˈɔːlsoʊ ðə tuː wɜːrdz wɜːr nɑːt ə dɪˈskrɪpʃən ənd wɜːr soʊ əˈfensɪv ðæt aɪ dɪd nɑːt kənˈtɪnjuː ðə ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/
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I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.
/aɪ bɪˈliːv ðer ɑːr bʌt fjuː ˈpiːpəl huː kʊd ɡɪv juː æn ˈækjərət dɪˈskrɪpʃən ʌv ðemˈselvz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accurate adjective US /ˈækjərət/

conforming exactly or almost exactly to fact or to a standard or performing with total accuracy

From this reading “I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.”

clerks noun US /klɜːrks/

plural of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading “"Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"”

describe verb US /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading “"Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"”

humour noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading “"... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."”

junior noun US /ˈdʒuːnjər/

term of address for a disrespectful and annoying male

From this reading “"Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"”

Lamb noun US /læm/

young sheep

From this reading “"... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."”

offensive adjective US /əˈfensɪv/

violating or tending to violate or offend against

From this reading “Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.”

restrained adjective US /riˈstreɪnd/

cool and formal in manner

From this reading “"... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

accurateadjectiveUS /ˈækjərət/

conforming exactly or almost exactly to fact or to a standard or performing with total accuracy

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

AlsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

Barry

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

cnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

clerksnounUS /klɜːrks/

plural of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

continueverbUS /kənˈtɪnjuː/

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

dnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

descriptionnounUS /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

enounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

Eliza

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

humourousadjective

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

juniornounUS /ˈdʒuːnjər/

term of address for a disrespectful and annoying male

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

lnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

LambnounUS /læm/

young sheep

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

offensiveadjectiveUS /əˈfensɪv/

violating or tending to violate or offend against

From this reading Also the two words were not a description, and were so offensive that I did not continue the conversation.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

Pain's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

restrainedadjectiveUS /riˈstreɪnd/

cool and formal in manner

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

snounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

unounUS /juː/

a base containing nitrogen that is found in RNA (but not in DNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His answer that he could describe me in two was no answer at all.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I believe there are but few people who could give you an accurate description of themselves.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

ynounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading "... and as for Barry Pain's 'Eliza' I question if anything more d e l i c i o u s l y humourous, and of a humour so restrained, has been written since the time of Lamb."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading "Suppose," I said to one of the junior clerks at our office the other day, "you were asked to describe yourself in a few words, could you do it?"

Chapter 1 of Eliza by Barry Pain holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Eliza contain?

Chapter 1 holds 409 sentences of Eliza, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Eliza by Barry Pain exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 409 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Eliza?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Common questions about reading Eliza by Barry Pain on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Eliza?

Yes. All 1616 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #23783 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #23783, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Eliza take to read?

About 134 minutes of reading across 324 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Eliza

Words and structures a reader meets early in Eliza, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Barry
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Pain's
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Eliza'
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Question
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