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English as She Is Spoke
English as She Is Spoke

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of English as She Is Spoke is here in full — 667 sentences across 134 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Chapter 1 of English as She Is Spoke by José da Fonseca holds 667 sentences, grouped into 134 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Sober
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Parchment
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A Jest in Sober Earnest.
No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.
_English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."
"EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.
With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.
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English as She Is Spoke

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of English as She Is Spoke is here in full — 667 sentences across 134 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A Jest in Sober Earnest.
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No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.
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_English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."
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"EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.
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With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

Learner Dictionary

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Either determiner US /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading “"EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.”

EVERY determiner US /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading “"EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “"EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.”

Parchment noun US /ˈpɑːrtʃ.mənt/

A stiff, flat, thin material made from the prepared skin of an animal, used for writing.

From this reading “No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A Jest in Sober Earnest.

almost

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

aver

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

beg

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

book

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

borrow

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

buy

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

Earnest

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From this reading A Jest in Sober Earnest.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

English

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From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

EVERYdeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

EXCRUCIATINGLY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

Fun

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From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

FUNNY

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From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

given

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A Jest in Sober Earnest.

Introduction

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From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

JAMES

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From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

Jest

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From this reading A Jest in Sober Earnest.

laugh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

loves

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

MILLINGTON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

Paper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

ParchmentnounUS /ˈpɑːrtʃ.mənt/

A stiff, flat, thin material made from the prepared skin of an animal, used for writing.

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

said

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

says

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

Series

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

Sober

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From this reading A Jest in Sober Earnest.

Spoke

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From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

steal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading No. I. The Parchment Paper Series.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

thought

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From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "EVERY one who loves a laugh," says _Fun_, "should either buy, beg, borrow, or--we had almost said steal--this book; for in sober earnest we aver that it is not given to every one to 'jest so.'" English As She is Spoke: A Jest in Sober Earnest.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading With an Introduction by JAMES MILLINGTON.

World

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From this reading _English As She is Spoke._ "EXCRUCIATINGLY FUNNY," says _The World_, is "English as she is Spoke, or a Jest in Sober thought."