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English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways
English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways

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Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.
_A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.
By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.
For Epitaphs 28 IV.
By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.
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English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of English as She is Wrote Showing Curious Ways is here in full — 486 sentences across 98 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.
/ˈkjʊriəs weɪz ɪn wɪtʃ ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈlæŋɡwədʒ meɪ biː meɪd tuː kənˈveɪ aɪˈdiːəz ɔːr əbsˈkjʊr ðem/
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_A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.
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By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.
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For Epitaphs 28 IV.
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By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

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Advertisers noun US /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

plural of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading “By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.”

Appleton noun US /ˈæpəltən/

English physicist remembered for his studies of the ionosphere (1892-1966)

From this reading “_A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.”

Bond noun US /bɑːnd/

an electrical force linking atoms

From this reading “_A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.”

convey verb US /kənˈveɪ/

(of information) make known; pass on

From this reading “Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.”

Correspondents noun US /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndənts/

plural of “correspondent” — someone who communicates by means of letters

From this reading “By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.”

Effusive adjective US /ˈefjuːsɪv/

uttered with unrestrained enthusiasm

From this reading “By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.”

Epitaphs noun US /ˈepətæfs/

plural of “epitaph” — an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there

From this reading “For Epitaphs 28 IV.”

Inaccurate adjective US /ˌɪˈnækjərət/

not accurate

From this reading “_A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.”

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1

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From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

20

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From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

28

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From this reading For Epitaphs 28 IV.

3

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From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

42

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From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

5

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From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

56

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From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

9

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From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

AdvertisersnounUS /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

plural of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

AppletonnounUS /ˈæpəltən/

English physicist remembered for his studies of the ionosphere (1892-1966)

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

BondnounUS /bɑːnd/

an electrical force linking atoms

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

ConounUS /koʊ/

an odorless very poisonous gas that is a product of incomplete combustion of carbon

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

CompanionnounUS /kəmˈpænjən/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

ContentsnounUS /ˈkɑːntents/

(usually plural) everything that is included in a collection and that is held or included in something

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

conveyverbUS /kənˈveɪ/

(of information) make known; pass on

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

CorrespondentsnounUS /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndənts/

plural of “correspondent” — someone who communicates by means of letters

From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

CuriousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

DnounUS /diː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that prevents rickets

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

EffusiveadjectiveUS /ˈefjuːsɪv/

uttered with unrestrained enthusiasm

From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

EpitaphsnounUS /ˈepətæfs/

plural of “epitaph” — an inscription on a tombstone or monument in memory of the person buried there

From this reading For Epitaphs 28 IV.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For Epitaphs 28 IV.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

IdeasnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

IInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

IIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

InaccurateadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnækjərət/

not accurate

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

IVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading For Epitaphs 28 IV.

LanguagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

NEWadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

obscureverbUS /əbsˈkjʊr/

make less visible or unclear

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

PagenounUS /peɪdʒ/

one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

Sign-boards

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading By Advertisers and on Sign-boards 20 III.

SpokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

VInounUS /vaɪ/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading By Correspondents 42 V. By the Effusive 56 VI.

waysnounUS /weɪz/

structure consisting of a sloping way down to the water from the place where ships are built or repaired

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Curious ways in which the English Language may be made to convey Ideas or obscure them.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

YORKnounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading _A Companion to "English as She is Spoke."_ _NEW YORK:_ _D. Appleton & Co., 1, 3, & 5 Bond Street._ _Contents._ Page I. How she is wrote by the Inaccurate 9 II.

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