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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources
English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter I

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LACHRYMAL CANALS.
A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”
A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”
THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE.
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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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LACHRYMAL CANALS.
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A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”
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A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”
/ə ˈpɜːrsən tuː huːm ðə fer ˈɔːθər lent ə ˈkɑːpi ʌv hɜːr wɜːrk rɪˈtɜːrnd ɪt ˈæftər ə pərˈuːzəl wɪð ðɪs noʊt əˈpendɪd ɪn ˈpensəl tuː ðə wɜːrd kəˈnælz ˈmædəm aɪ æm ə kiːn ˈskeɪtər wʊd ðeɪ ber/
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THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE.
/ðə ˈdʌtʃəs ʌv ˈnuːkæsəl/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Anecdotes noun US /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “_Uniform with this volume, price 1s. each_ Scottish Jests and Anecdotes Irish Jests and Anecdotes ENGLISH ANECDOTES.”

appended verb US /əˈpendɪd/

past form of “append” — add to the very end

From this reading “A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?””

canals noun US /kəˈnælz/

plural of “canal” — (astronomy) an indistinct surface feature of Mars once thought to be a system of channels; they are now believed to be an optical illusion

From this reading “LACHRYMAL CANALS.”

extravagant adjective US /ekˈstrævəɡənt/

unrestrained, especially with regard to feelings

From this reading “A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.””

Jests noun US /dʒests/

plural of “jest” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “_Uniform with this volume, price 1s. each_ Scottish Jests and Anecdotes Irish Jests and Anecdotes ENGLISH ANECDOTES.”

newcastle noun US /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading “THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE.”

perusal noun US /pərˈuːzəl/

reading carefully with intent to remember

From this reading “A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?””

skater noun US /ˈskeɪtər/

someone who skates

From this reading “A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?””

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wrote a novel verb + article + noun counted as “write … novel”

In this reading “A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.””

copy of verb + particle

In this reading “A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?””

some years adjective + noun

In this reading “A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.””

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

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AnecdotesnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading _Uniform with this volume, price 1s. each_ Scottish Jests and Anecdotes Irish Jests and Anecdotes ENGLISH ANECDOTES.

appendedverbUS /əˈpendɪd/

past form of “append” — add to the very end

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

bearverbUS /ber/

have

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

boarding-school

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

CANALSnounUS /kəˈnælz/

plural of “canal” — (astronomy) an indistinct surface feature of Mars once thought to be a system of channels; they are now believed to be an optical illusion

From this reading LACHRYMAL CANALS.

copynounUS /ˈkɑːpi/

a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

DUCHESSnounUS /ˈdʌtʃəs/

the wife of a duke or a woman holding ducal title in her own right

From this reading THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

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ENGLISHnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

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expressionsnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃənz/

plural of “expression” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

extravagantadjectiveUS /ekˈstrævəɡənt/

unrestrained, especially with regard to feelings

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

frozenadjectiveUS /ˈfroʊzən/

turned into ice; affected by freezing or by long and severe cold

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

IrishnounUS /ˈaɪrɪʃ/

people of Ireland or of Irish extraction

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itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

JestsnounUS /dʒests/

plural of “jest” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading _Uniform with this volume, price 1s. each_ Scottish Jests and Anecdotes Irish Jests and Anecdotes ENGLISH ANECDOTES.

keenadjectiveUS /kiːn/

having or demonstrating ability to recognize or draw fine distinctions

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

keptadjectiveUS /kept/

(especially of promises or contracts) not violated or disregarded

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

LACHRYMALadjective

of or relating to tears

From this reading LACHRYMAL CANALS.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

lentnounUS /lent/

a period of 40 weekdays from Ash Wednesday to Holy Saturday

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

LordshipnounUS /ˈlɔːrdʃɪp/

a title used to address any British peer except a duke and extended to a bishop or a judge

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

MadamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

NEWCASTLEnounUS /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading THE DUCHESS OF NEWCASTLE.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

pencilnounUS /ˈpensəl/

a thin cylindrical pointed writing implement; a rod of marking substance encased in wood

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

perusalnounUS /pərˈuːzəl/

reading carefully with intent to remember

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

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returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

snounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

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ScottishnounUS /ˈskɑːtɪʃ/

the dialect of English used in Scotland

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skaternounUS /ˈskeɪtər/

someone who skates

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

talenounUS /teɪl/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

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toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

UniformadjectiveUS /ˈjuːnəfɔːrm/

always the same; showing a single form or character in all occurrences

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volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

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weepverbUS /wiːp/

shed tears because of sadness, rage, or pain

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

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wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading A person to whom the fair author lent a copy of her work, returned it, after a perusal, with this note appended in pencil to the word _canals_: “Madam, I am a keen skater; would they bear?”

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading A lady who kept a boarding-school some years ago, near London, wrote a novel, in which, among other extravagant expressions, occurred the following:--“His Lordship could not weep; the tale of sorrow had frozen his lachrymal canals.”

Chapter 1 of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources by Various holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 437 sentences of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources by Various exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 437 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources?

Work through the 88 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 88 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources?

Yes. All 3483 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #49370 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #49370, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources take to read?

About 290 minutes of reading across 697 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Words and structures a reader meets early in English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Uniform
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Volume
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Price
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Scottish
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