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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources
English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter V

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NAVAL PUN.
A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”
FALSE REPORT.
A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.
“There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”
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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter V

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Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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NAVAL PUN.
/ˈneɪvəl pʌn/
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A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”
/ə ˈdʒentəlmən ˌɪnˈkwaɪərɪŋ ʌv ə ˈneɪvəl ˈɔːfəsər waɪ ˈseɪlərz ˈdʒenərəli teɪk ɔːf ðer ʃɜːrts ɑːn ˈɡoʊɪŋ ˈɪntuː ˈækʃən wɑːz ˈænsərd ðæt ðeɪ wɜːr ənˈwɪlɪŋ tuː hæv ˈeni tʃek tuː ˈfaɪtɪŋ/
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FALSE REPORT.
/fɔːls riˈpɔːrt/
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A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.
/ə ˈdʒentəlmən ˈmiːtɪŋ æn oʊld frend huːm hiː hæd nɑːt siːn fɔːr ə lɔːŋ taɪm kənˈɡrætʃəleɪtɪd hɪm ɑːn ˈleɪtli ˈkʌmɪŋ tuː ðə pəˈzeʃən ʌv ə lɑːrdʒ ˈlændəd ɪˈsteɪt/
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“There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”
/ðer wɑːz sʌtʃ ə riˈpɔːrt rɪˈplaɪd ðə ˈʌðər bʌt ɪf juː wɪl bɪˈliːv miː ɪt wɑːz kwaɪt ˈɡraʊndləs/

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congratulated verb US /kənˈɡrætʃəleɪtɪd/

past form of “congratulate” — say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading “A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.”

groundless adjective US /ˈɡraʊndləs/

without a basis in reason or fact

inquiring adjective US /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərɪŋ/

given to inquiry

From this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

naval adjective US /ˈneɪvəl/

connected with or belonging to or used in a navy

From this reading “NAVAL PUN.”

pun noun US /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading “NAVAL PUN.”

sailors noun US /ˈseɪlərz/

plural of “sailor” — any member of a ship's crew

From this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

shirts noun US /ʃɜːrts/

plural of “shirt” — a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

unwilling adjective US /ənˈwɪlɪŋ/

not disposed or inclined toward

From this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

Word partnerships in these lines

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naval officer adjective + noun

an officer in the navy

In this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

landed estate adjective + noun

extensive landed property (especially in the country) retained by the owner for his own use

In this reading “A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.”

old friend adjective + noun

In this reading “A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.”

long time adjective + noun

a prolonged period of time

In this reading “A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.”

take off verb + particle

leave

In this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

into action preposition + noun

In this reading “A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.””

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

actionnounUS /ˈækʃən/

something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

checkverbUS /tʃek/

examine so as to determine accuracy, quality, or condition

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

congratulatedverbUS /kənˈɡrætʃəleɪtɪd/

past form of “congratulate” — say something to someone that expresses praise

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

estatenounUS /ɪˈsteɪt/

everything you own; all of your assets (whether real property or personal property) and liabilities

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

FALSEadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading FALSE REPORT.

fightingnounUS /ˈfaɪtɪŋ/

the act of fighting; any contest or struggle

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

groundlessadjectiveUS /ˈɡraʊndləs/

without a basis in reason or fact

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

inquiringadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərɪŋ/

given to inquiry

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

landedadjectiveUS /ˈlændəd/

owning or consisting of land or real estate

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

latelyadverbUS /ˈleɪtli/

in the recent past

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

NAVALadjectiveUS /ˈneɪvəl/

connected with or belonging to or used in a navy

From this reading NAVAL PUN.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

officernounUS /ˈɔːfəsər/

any person in the armed services who holds a position of authority or command

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

possessionnounUS /pəˈzeʃən/

the act of having and controlling property

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

PUNnounUS /pʌn/

a humorous play on words

From this reading NAVAL PUN.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

REPORTverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading FALSE REPORT.

sailorsnounUS /ˈseɪlərz/

plural of “sailor” — any member of a ship's crew

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

shirtsnounUS /ʃɜːrts/

plural of “shirt” — a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

unwillingadjectiveUS /ənˈwɪlɪŋ/

not disposed or inclined toward

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A gentleman meeting an old friend, whom he had not seen for a long time, congratulated him on lately coming to the possession of a large landed estate.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading A gentleman inquiring of a naval officer why sailors generally take off their shirts on going into action, was answered, that “they were unwilling to have any _check_ to fighting.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “There was such a report,” replied the other; “but, if you will believe me, it was quite _groundless_.”

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