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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources
English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter VII

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OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.
A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.
A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”
“My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.
“O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”
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English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of English Jests and Anecdotes, Collected from Various Sources is here in full — 448 sentences across 90 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.
/oʊld bʌt nɑːt tuː biː ˈtaɪərd ɑːn/
Line 2
A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.
/ə ˈtrævələr ˈkʌmɪŋ ˈɪntuː ðə ˈkɪtʃən ʌv æn ɪn ɑːn ə ˈveri koʊld naɪt stʊd soʊ kloʊs tuː ðə ˈfaɪər ðæt hiː bɜːrnd hɪz buːts/
Line 3
A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”
/ə ˈlɪtəl bɔɪ huː sæt ɪn ðə ˈtʃɪmni ˈkɔːrnər kraɪd aʊt tuː hɪm teɪk ker sɜːr ɔːr juː wɪl bɜːrn jɔːr spɜːrz/
Line 4
“My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.
/maɪ buːts juː miːn aɪ səˈpoʊz sed ðə ˈtrævələr/
Line 5
“O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”
/oʊ noʊ sɜːr rɪˈplaɪd ðə ɑːrtʃ roʊɡ ðeɪ biː bɜːrnt ɔːlˈredi/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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arch noun US /ɑːrtʃ/

a curved shape in the vertical plane that spans an opening

From this reading ““O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.””

burn verb US /bɜːrn/

To consume or be consumed by fire.

From this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

burnt adjective US /bɜːrnt/

ruined by overcooking

From this reading ““O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.””

chimney noun US /ˈtʃɪmni/

a vertical flue that provides a path through which smoke from a fire is carried away through the wall or roof of a building

From this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

inn noun US /ɪn/

a hotel providing overnight lodging for travelers

From this reading “A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.”

rogue noun US /roʊɡ/

a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel

From this reading ““O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.””

spurs noun US /spɜːrz/

plural of “spur” — a verbalization that encourages you to attempt something

From this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

traveller noun US /ˈtrævələr/

a person who changes location

From this reading “A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

chimney corner noun + noun

a corner by a fireplace

In this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

Take care verb + noun

be careful, prudent, or watchful

In this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

into the kitchen preposition + article + noun counted as “into … kitchen”

In this reading “A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.”

little boy adjective + noun

In this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

cried out verb + adjective counted as “cry out”

utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

In this reading “A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.””

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

archnounUS /ɑːrtʃ/

a curved shape in the vertical plane that spans an opening

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

BEauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

bootsnounUS /buːts/

plural of “boot” — footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

burnverbUS /bɜːrn/

To consume or be consumed by fire.

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

burnedadjectiveUS /bɜːrnd/

treated by heating to a high temperature but below the melting or fusing point

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

burntadjectiveUS /bɜːrnt/

ruined by overcooking

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

BUTconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

chimneynounUS /ˈtʃɪmni/

a vertical flue that provides a path through which smoke from a fire is carried away through the wall or roof of a building

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

cornernounUS /ˈkɔːrnər/

a place off to the side of an area

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

innnounUS /ɪn/

a hotel providing overnight lodging for travelers

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

roguenounUS /roʊɡ/

a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

spursnounUS /spɜːrz/

plural of “spur” — a verbalization that encourages you to attempt something

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading “My boots you mean, I suppose,” said the traveller.

TakeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “O no, sir,” replied the arch rogue, “_they be burnt already_.”

TIREDadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading OLD, BUT NOT TO BE TIRED ON.

travellernounUS /ˈtrævələr/

a person who changes location

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading A traveller, coming into the kitchen of an inn on a very cold night, stood so close to the fire that he burned his boots.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A little boy, who sat in the chimney corner, cried out to him, “Take care, sir, or you will burn your spurs.”

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