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English Pharisees, French Crocodiles

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.
Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.
Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.
A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.
There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.
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English Pharisees, French Crocodiles

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of English Pharisees, French Crocodiles is here in full — 55 sentences across 11 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.
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Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.
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Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.
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A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.
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There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.
/ðer ɪz ˈsʌmθɪŋ dɪˈlɪʃəʃli ˈkwaɪət ənd dɪˈlɪbərət əˈbaʊt ˈhjuːmər ðæt ɪz ɪn pərˈfekt ˈhɑːrməni wɪð ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈkerɪktər ənd wiː hæv bɪn raɪt ɪn əˈdɑːptɪŋ ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ neɪm fɔːr ðə θɪŋ ˈsiːɪŋ ðæt ðə θɪŋ ɪz eˈsenʃəli ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

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adopting verb US /əˈdɑːptɪŋ/

-ing form of “adopt” — choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading “There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.”

deliciously adverb US /dɪˈlɪʃəʃli/

in a very pleasurable manner

From this reading “There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.”

essentially adverb US /eˈsenʃəli/

in essence; at bottom or by one's (or its) very nature

From this reading “There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.”

outcome noun US /ˈaʊtkʌm/

something that results

From this reading “Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.”

philosophic adjective US /ˌfɪləˈsɑːfɪk/

of or relating to philosophy or philosophers

From this reading “Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.”

philosophical adjective US /ˌfɪləˈsɑːfɪkəl/

of or relating to philosophy or philosophers

From this reading “Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.”

sarcastic adjective US /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading “A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.”

satirical adjective US /səˈtɪrəkəl/

exposing human folly to ridicule

From this reading “Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.”

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perfect harmony adjective + noun

In this reading “There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

adoptingverbUS /əˈdɑːptɪŋ/

-ing form of “adopt” — choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

brilliancynoun

a quality that outshines the usual

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

chieflyadverbUS /ˈtʃiːfli/

for the most part

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

deliberateadjectiveUS /dɪˈlɪbərət/

carefully thought out in advance

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

deliciouslyadverbUS /dɪˈlɪʃəʃli/

in a very pleasurable manner

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

elementnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

English-speakingadjective

able to communicate in English

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

essentiallyadverbUS /eˈsenʃəli/

in essence; at bottom or by one's (or its) very nature

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

formnounUS /fɔːrm/

the phonological or orthographic sound or appearance of a word that can be used to describe or identify something

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

FrenchnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

gayety

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From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

gracefuladjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪsfəl/

characterized by beauty of movement, style, form, or execution

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

greatlyadverbUS /ˈɡreɪtli/

to an extraordinary extent or degree

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

harmonynounUS /ˈhɑːrməni/

compatibility in opinion and action

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

HIBERNIANISM

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From this reading HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.

HUMORnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

lighternounUS /ˈlaɪtər/

a substance used to ignite or kindle a fire

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

outcomenounUS /ˈaʊtkʌm/

something that results

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

perfectadjectiveUS /pərˈfekt/

being complete of its kind and without defect or blemish

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

philosophicadjectiveUS /ˌfɪləˈsɑːfɪk/

of or relating to philosophy or philosophers

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

philosophicaladjectiveUS /ˌfɪləˈsɑːfɪkəl/

of or relating to philosophy or philosophers

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

sadnessnounUS /ˈsædnəs/

emotions experienced when not in a state of well-being

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

sarcasticadjectiveUS /sɑːrˈkæstɪk/

expressing or expressive of ridicule that wounds

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

satiricaladjectiveUS /səˈtɪrəkəl/

exposing human folly to ridicule

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

seeingnounUS /ˈsiːɪŋ/

perception by means of the eyes

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

simplicitynounUS /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

subtleadjectiveUS /ˈsʌtəl/

difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

unfrequently

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From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

veinnounUS /veɪn/

a blood vessel that carries blood from the capillaries toward the heart

From this reading A sarcastic element is nearly always present in it, and not unfrequently a vein of sadness.

vivacitynoun

characterized by high spirits and animation

From this reading Humor has not the brilliancy, the vivacity of French wit, but it is more graceful, lighter, and above all more philosophic.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

WITnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading HUMOR, WIT, AND HIBERNIANISM.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There is something deliciously quiet and deliberate about humor, that is in perfect harmony with the English character; and we have been right in adopting the English name for the thing, seeing that the thing is essentially English.

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading Humor is a subtle, witty, philosophical, and greatly satirical form of gayety, the outcome of simplicity in the character, that is met chiefly among English-speaking people.

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