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English Pharisees, French Crocodiles

Chapter XXIV · Chapter 24

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LORDS AND SENATORS.
The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.
England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.
Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.
The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.
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English Pharisees, French Crocodiles

Chapter XXIV · Chapter 24

Chapter 24 of English Pharisees, French Crocodiles is here in full — 35 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/7 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
LORDS AND SENATORS.
/lɔːrdz ənd ˈsenətərz/
Line 2
The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.
/ðə eɡˈzɪstəns ʌv ə hərˈedəteri haʊs ʌv lɔːrdz ɪz ə ˈstændɪŋ ˌɪnˈsʌlt tuː ðə ˈkɑːmən sens ʌv ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈpiːpəl/
Line 3
England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.
/ˈɪŋɡlənd ɪz ˈɡʌvərnd baɪ ðə ˈeldəst sʌnz ʌv ðə ˌerəˈstɑːkrəsi/
Line 4
Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.
/naʊ ɔːl huː hæv hæd mʌtʃ tuː duː wɪð juːθ ɑːr ˈpɜːrfəktli əˈɡriːd ðæt æz ə ruːl ðə ˈeldəst sʌn ɪz ðə liːst ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt ɪn iːtʃ ˈfæməli/
Line 5
The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aristocracy noun US /ˌerəˈstɑːkrəsi/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading “England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.”

eldest adjective US /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading “England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.”

governed noun US /ˈɡʌvərnd/

the body of people who are citizens of a particular government

From this reading “England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.”

hereditary adjective US /hərˈedəteri/

occurring among members of a family usually by heredity

From this reading “The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.”

insult noun US /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading “The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.”

intelligent adjective US /ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt/

having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree

From this reading “Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.”

lords noun US /lɔːrdz/

plural of “lord” — terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading “LORDS AND SENATORS.”

senators noun US /ˈsenətərz/

plural of “senator” — a member of a senate

From this reading “LORDS AND SENATORS.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

eldest sons adjective + noun counted as “eldest son”

In this reading “England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.”

common sense adjective + noun

sound practical judgment

In this reading “The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

agreedadjectiveUS /əˈɡriːd/

united by being of the same opinion

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading LORDS AND SENATORS.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

aristocracynounUS /ˌerəˈstɑːkrəsi/

a privileged class holding hereditary titles

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

ballon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

d'essai

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

eldestadjectiveUS /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The first born is a _ballon d'essai_.

governednounUS /ˈɡʌvərnd/

the body of people who are citizens of a particular government

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

hereditaryadjectiveUS /hərˈedəteri/

occurring among members of a family usually by heredity

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

HousenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

insultnounUS /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

intelligentadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtelədʒənt/

having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

LORDSnounUS /lɔːrdz/

plural of “lord” — terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading LORDS AND SENATORS.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

SENATORSnounUS /ˈsenətərz/

plural of “senator” — a member of a senate

From this reading LORDS AND SENATORS.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

sonsnounUS /sʌnz/

plural of “son” — a male human offspring

From this reading England is governed by the eldest sons of the aristocracy.

standingadjectiveUS /ˈstændɪŋ/

having a supporting base

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The existence of a hereditary House of Lords is a standing insult to the common sense of the English people.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading Now, all who have had much to do with youth are perfectly agreed that, as a rule, the eldest son is the least intelligent in each family.

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