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Everybody knows Joe

Chapter I

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At least two persons live in each of us.
At least one of them is Joe.
_For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.
His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.
We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Everybody knows Joe

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Everybody knows Joe is here in full — 86 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
At least two persons live in each of us.
/æt liːst tuː ˈpɜːrsənz laɪv ɪn iːtʃ ʌv ʌs/
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At least one of them is Joe.
Line 3
_For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.
Line 4
His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.
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We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

classic noun US /ˈklæsɪk/

a creation of the highest excellence

From this reading “His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.”

collaborations noun US /ˌkɑːləbərˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “collaboration” — act of working jointly

From this reading “His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.”

Cyril noun US /ˈsɪrəl/

Greek missionary; the invention of the Cyrillic alphabet is attributed to him (826-869)

From this reading “_For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.”

fantasy noun US /ˈfæntəsi/

imagination unrestricted by reality

From this reading “_For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.”

Gag verb US /ɡæɡ/

prevent from speaking out

From this reading “His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.”

pants noun US /pænts/

(used in the plural) underpants worn by women

From this reading “We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.”

scare verb US /sker/

cause fear in

From this reading “We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.”

tag verb US /tæɡ/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading “We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “_For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.”

two persons noun + noun counted as “two person”

In this reading “At least two persons live in each of us.”

live in verb + particle

live in the house where one works

In this reading “At least two persons live in each of us.”

least two adjective + noun

In this reading “At least two persons live in each of us.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

acceptedadjectiveUS /ækˈseptɪd/

generally approved or compelling recognition

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

alreadyadverbUS /ɔːlˈredi/

prior to a specified or implied time

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

BlackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

ChildnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

classicnounUS /ˈklæsɪk/

a creation of the highest excellence

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

collaborationsnounUS /ˌkɑːləbərˈeɪʃənz/

plural of “collaboration” — act of working jointly

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

CyrilnounUS /ˈsɪrəl/

Greek missionary; the invention of the Cyrillic alphabet is attributed to him (826-869)

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

delightedadjectiveUS /dɪˈlaɪtəd/

greatly pleased

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

entertainmentnounUS /ˌentərˈteɪnmənt/

an activity that is diverting and that holds the attention

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

fantasynounUS /ˈfæntəsi/

imagination unrestricted by reality

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

fictionnounUS /ˈfɪkʃən/

a literary work based on the imagination and not necessarily on fact

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

Frederik

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

GagverbUS /ɡæɡ/

prevent from speaking out

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading At least one of them is Joe.

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At least one of them is Joe.

JudithnounUS /ˈdʒuːdəθ/

Jewish heroine in one of the books of the Apocrypha; she saved her people by decapitating the Assyrian general Holofernes

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

Kornbluth

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

MarsnounUS /mɑːrz/

a small reddish planet that is the 4th from the sun and is periodically visible to the naked eye; minerals rich in iron cover its surface and are responsible for its characteristic color

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

MerchantsnounUS /ˈmɜːrtʃənts/

plural of “merchant” — a businessperson engaged in retail trade

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

Merril

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

novelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading At least one of them is Joe.

pantsnounUS /pænts/

(used in the plural) underpants worn by women

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

Pohl

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

reachesnounUS /ˈriːtʃəz/

plural of “reach” — the limits within which something can be effective

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

scareverbUS /sker/

cause fear in

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

sciencenounUS /ˈsaɪəns/

a particular branch of scientific knowledge

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

SpacenounUS /speɪs/

the unlimited expanse in which everything is located

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

tagverbUS /tæɡ/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading At least one of them is Joe.

ThursdaynounUS /ˈθɜːrzdeɪ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

upperadjectiveUS /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading At least two persons live in each of us.

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are delighted to present him in a little story that should scare the pants off everybody._ Joe had quite a day for himself Thursday and as usual I had to tag along.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading His "Little Black Gag" is already accepted as a classic, his collaborations with Judith Merril "Mars Child" and Frederik Pohl "The Space Merchants," novels of high entertainment and worth.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading _For a young man Cyril Kornbluth has been around a long time--at least in the upper reaches of science fiction and fantasy writing.

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