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Excitement for sale

Chapter I

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_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.
Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."
Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?
Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.
The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.
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Excitement for sale

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Excitement for sale is here in full — 511 sentences across 103 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/102 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.
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Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."
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Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?
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Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.
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The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

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cooking noun US /ˈkʊkɪŋ/

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

current noun US /ˈkɜːrənt/

a flow of electricity through a conductor

From this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

desires noun US /dɪˈzaɪərz/

plural of “desire” — the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading “_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.”

Journal noun US /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

salesman noun US /ˈseɪlzmən/

a man salesperson

From this reading “_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.”

selling noun US /ˈselɪŋ/

the exchange of goods for an agreed sum of money

From this reading “_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.”

stew verb US /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

Woman's noun US /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

Word partnerships in these lines

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into the kitchen preposition + article + noun counted as “into … kitchen”

In this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

knocked at verb + particle counted as “knock at”

In this reading “_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.”

heart desires noun + noun counted as “heart desire”

In this reading “_Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.”

turn up verb + adjective

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

for supper preposition + noun

In this reading “The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

advanceverbUS /ədˈvæns/

move forward, also in the metaphorical sense

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

closedadjectiveUS /kloʊzd/

not open or affording passage or access

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

cookingnounUS /ˈkʊkɪŋ/

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

coververbUS /ˈkʌvər/

provide with a covering or cause to be covered

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

currentnounUS /ˈkɜːrənt/

a flow of electricity through a conductor

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

descriptionnounUS /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

desiresnounUS /dɪˈzaɪərz/

plural of “desire” — the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

else

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From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

happinessnounUS /ˈhæpinəs/

state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

HomenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

instantlyadverbUS /ˈɪnstəntli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

JournalnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnəl/

a daily written record of (usually personal) experiences and observations

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

knockedverbUS /nɑːkt/

past form of “knock” — deliver a sharp blow or push

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

Mary-Jean

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

MaybeadverbUS /ˈmeɪbi/

by chance

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

pricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

salesmannounUS /ˈseɪlzmən/

a man salesperson

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

sellingnounUS /ˈselɪŋ/

the exchange of goods for an agreed sum of money

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

shapenounUS /ʃeɪp/

any spatial attributes (especially as defined by outline)

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

sighverbUS /saɪ/

heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

sizenounUS /saɪz/

the physical magnitude of something (how big it is)

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

stewverbUS /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

suppernounUS /ˈsʌpər/

a light evening meal; served in early evening if dinner is at midday or served late in the evening at bedtime

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Every shape, size or description--and the price is right."

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

wantedadjectiveUS /ˈwɔːntɪd/

desired or wished for or sought

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

Woman'snounUS /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The salesman might turn up any day._ Mary-Jean closed the cover of the current _Woman's Home Journal_ with a little sigh and walked into the kitchen to put a light under the stew she was cooking for supper.

Wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Would you know instantly the thing you wanted above all else?

you'd

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From this reading Maybe you'd better think it over in advance.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Suppose a salesman knocked at your door and said: "I'm selling happiness--any kind your heart desires.

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