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Excuse Me!

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 134 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ALL ABOARD!
The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.
Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.
They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.
The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.
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Excuse Me!

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 134 sentences across 27 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/26 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
ALL ABOARD!
/ɔːl əˈbɔːrd/
Line 2
The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.
/ðə ˈstɑːrtɪŋ ʌv ðə treɪn sərˈpraɪzd ðə aɪˈrɑːnɪkəl ˈdekəreɪtərz ɪn ðə læst ˈsteɪdʒəz ʌv ðer wɜːrk/
Line 3
Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.
/ðer smaɪlz daɪd aʊt ɪn ə ˈsʌdən ʃeɪm æz ɪt keɪm ˈoʊvər ðem ðæt ðə dʒoʊk hæd riˈkɔɪld ɑːn ðer oʊn hedz/
Line 4
They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.
Line 5
The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.
/ðə tuː luːˈtenənts ɡlerd æt iːtʃ ˈʌðər ɪn ˈmjuːtʃuːəl kənˈtempt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

decorators noun US /ˈdekəreɪtərz/

plural of “decorator” — a person who specializes in interior decoration

From this reading “The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.”

glared verb US /ɡlerd/

past form of “glare” — look at with a fixed gaze

From this reading “The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.”

ironical adjective US /aɪˈrɑːnɪkəl/

characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is

From this reading “The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.”

lieutenants noun US /luːˈtenənts/

plural of “lieutenant” — a commissioned military officer

From this reading “The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.”

newly adverb US /ˈnuːli/

very recently

From this reading “They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.”

recoiled verb US /riˈkɔɪld/

past form of “recoil” — draw back, as with fear or pain

From this reading “Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.”

rite noun US /raɪt/

an established ceremony prescribed by a religion

From this reading “They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.”

stages noun US /ˈsteɪdʒəz/

plural of “stage” — any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading “The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

newly married adverb + adjective

In this reading “They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.”

married couple adjective + noun

two people who are married to each other

In this reading “They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.”

carry out verb + adjective

put in effect

In this reading “They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.”

last stages adjective + noun counted as “last stage”

In this reading “The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.”

came over verb + particle counted as “come over”

communicate the intended meaning or impression

In this reading “Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.”

died out verb + adjective counted as “die out”

become extinct

In this reading “Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.”

own heads verb + noun counted as “own head”

In this reading “Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

ABOARDadverbUS /əˈbɔːrd/

on a ship, train, plane or other vehicle

From this reading ALL ABOARD!

ALLadjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading ALL ABOARD!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

contemptnounUS /kənˈtempt/

lack of respect accompanied by a feeling of intense dislike

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

decoratorsnounUS /ˈdekəreɪtərz/

plural of “decorator” — a person who specializes in interior decoration

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

glaredverbUS /ɡlerd/

past form of “glare” — look at with a fixed gaze

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

ironicaladjectiveUS /aɪˈrɑːnɪkəl/

characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

lieutenantsnounUS /luːˈtenənts/

plural of “lieutenant” — a commissioned military officer

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

mutualadjectiveUS /ˈmjuːtʃuːəl/

common to or shared by two or more parties

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

newlyadverbUS /ˈnuːli/

very recently

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

recoiledverbUS /riˈkɔɪld/

past form of “recoil” — draw back, as with fear or pain

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

ritenounUS /raɪt/

an established ceremony prescribed by a religion

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

shamenounUS /ʃeɪm/

a painful emotion resulting from an awareness of inadequacy or guilt

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

smilesnounUS /smaɪlz/

plural of “smile” — a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

stagesnounUS /ˈsteɪdʒəz/

plural of “stage” — any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

startingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtɪŋ/

(especially of eyes) bulging or protruding as with fear

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

suddenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌdən/

happening without warning or in a short space of time

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

surprisedadjectiveUS /sərˈpraɪzd/

taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Their smiles died out in a sudden shame, as it came over them that the joke had recoiled on their own heads.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

time-honoredadjective

acceptable for a long time

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They had done their best to carry out the time-honored rite of making a newly married couple as miserable as possible--and the newly married couple had failed to do its share.

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The two lieutenants glared at each other in mutual contempt.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading The starting of the train surprised the ironical decorators in the last stages of their work.

Chapter 9 of Excuse Me! by Rupert Hughes holds 134 sentences, grouped into 27 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 9 holds 134 sentences of Excuse Me!, unabridged, divided into 27 reading sections.

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Wreck
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Taxicab
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Young
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Woman
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