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Excuse Me!

Chapter XIII

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THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.
There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.
Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.
After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.
So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!
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Excuse Me!

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 29 sentences across 6 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.
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There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.
/ðer kæn biː noʊ daʊt ðæt wiː ɑːr ðə moʊst ˈmɔːrəl ˈneɪʃən ɑːn ɜːrθ fɔːr wiː ədˈmɪt ɪt aʊərˈselvz/
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Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.
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After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.
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So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

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Arcadian noun US /ˌɑːrˈkeɪdiən/

an inhabitant of Arcadia

From this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

chaperoning verb US /ˈʃæpəroʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “chaperone” — accompany as a chaperone

From this reading “After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.”

compartments noun US /kəmˈpɑːrtmənts/

plural of “compartment” — a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

dormitory noun US /ˈdɔːrmətɔːri/

a college or university building containing living quarters for students

From this reading “THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.”

miscellaneous adjective US /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

promiscuity noun US /ˌproʊmɪsˈkjuːəti/

indulging in promiscuous (casual and indiscriminate) sexual relations

From this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

respectability noun US /riˌspektəˈbɪlɪti/

honorableness by virtue of being respectable and having a good reputation

From this reading “After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.”

sustenance noun US /ˈsʌstənəns/

a source of materials to nourish the body

From this reading “After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

sleeping car noun + noun

a passenger car that has berths for sleeping

In this reading “THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.”

After the fashion preposition + article + noun counted as “after … fashion”

to some extent; not very well

In this reading “After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.”

on earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.”

human history adjective + noun

In this reading “THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.”

dwell in verb + particle

In this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

by taking preposition + noun

In this reading “After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.”

by side preposition + noun

In this reading “Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.”

WHEELS Of verb + particle counted as “wheel of”

In this reading “THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

aboardadverbUS /əˈbɔːrd/

on a ship, train, plane or other vehicle

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

apartmentsnounUS /əˈpɑːrtmənts/

plural of “apartment” — a suite of rooms usually on one floor of an apartment house

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

ArcadiannounUS /ˌɑːrˈkeɪdiən/

an inhabitant of Arcadia

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

attainverbUS /əˈteɪn/

to gain with effort

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

Carpathia

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From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

chaperoningverbUS /ˈʃæpəroʊnɪŋ/

-ing form of “chaperone” — accompany as a chaperone

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

compartmentsnounUS /kəmˈpɑːrtmənts/

plural of “compartment” — a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

curtainnounUS /ˈkɜːrtən/

hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

DORMITORYnounUS /ˈdɔːrmətɔːri/

a college or university building containing living quarters for students

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

dwellverbUS /dwel/

think moodily or anxiously about something

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

earnedadjectiveUS /ɜːrnd/

gained or acquired; especially through merit or as a result of effort or action

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

else

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From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

everybody's

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From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

guardedadjectiveUS /ˈɡɑːrdəd/

prudent

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

historynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

hotelsnounUS /hoʊˈtelz/

plural of “hotel” — a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

inhabitantsnounUS /ɪnˈhæbətənts/

plural of “inhabitant” — a person who inhabits a particular place

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

institutionsnounUS /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃənz/

plural of “institution” — an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

locksnounUS /lɑːks/

plural of “lock” — a fastener fitted to a door or drawer to keep it firmly closed

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

meagreadjective

deficient in amount or quality or extent

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

miscellaneousadjectiveUS /ˌmɪsəˈleɪniəs/

consisting of a haphazard assortment of different kinds

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

moraladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

motivesnounUS /ˈmoʊtɪvz/

plural of “motive” — the psychological feature that arouses an organism to action toward a desired goal; the reason for the action; that which gives purpose and direction to behavior

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

nationnounUS /ˈneɪʃən/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

negronounUS /ˈniːɡroʊ/

a person with African ancestry, "Negro" and "Negroid" are archaic and pejorative today

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

notionsnounUS /ˈnoʊʃənz/

plural of “notion” — a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

other's

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From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

ourselvespronounUS /aʊərˈselvz/

used when we are both doing the action and receiving it

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

PerhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

plankverbUS /plæŋk/

cover with planks

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

promiscuitynounUS /ˌproʊmɪsˈkjuːəti/

indulging in promiscuous (casual and indiscriminate) sexual relations

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

prosperitynounUS /prɑːˈsperəti/

an economic state of growth with rising profits and full employment

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

proveverbUS /pruːv/

be shown or be found to be

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

respectabilitynounUS /riˌspektəˈbɪlɪti/

honorableness by virtue of being respectable and having a good reputation

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

separatedadjectiveUS /ˈsepəreɪtɪd/

being or feeling set or kept apart from others

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

shockingadjectiveUS /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

sleepingnounUS /ˈsliːpɪŋ/

the state of being asleep

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

sleepyadjectiveUS /ˈsliːpi/

ready to fall asleep

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

staterooms

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From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

suspicionnounUS /səˈspɪʃən/

an impression that something might be the case

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

sustenancenounUS /ˈsʌstənəns/

a source of materials to nourish the body

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There can be no doubt that we are the most moral nation on earth, for we admit it ourselves.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

topsy-turvied

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From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

trainverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

travelersnounUS /ˈtrævələrz/

plural of “traveler” — a person who changes location

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

two-story

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

washingnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋ/

the work of cleansing (usually with soap and water)

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

WHEELSnounUS /wiːlz/

plural of “wheel” — a simple machine consisting of a circular frame with spokes (or a solid disc) that can rotate on a shaft or axle (as in vehicles or other machines)

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Perhaps we prove it, too, by the Arcadian prosperity of these two-story hotels on wheels, where miscellaneous travelers dwell in complete promiscuity, and sleep almost side by side, in apartments, or compartments, separated only by a plank and a curtain, and guarded only by one sleepy negro.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading After the fashion of the famous country whose inhabitants earned a meagre sustenance by taking in each other's washing, so in Sleeping Carpathia we attain a meagre respectability by everybody's chaperoning everybody else.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading So topsy-turvied, indeed, are our notions, once we are aboard a train, that the staterooms alone are regarded with suspicion; we question the motives of those who must have a room to themselves!--a room with a real door! that locks!!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading THE DORMITORY ON WHEELS Of all the shocking institutions in human history, the sleeping car is the most shocking--or would be, if we were not so used to it.

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