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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 108 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.
They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.
Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.
Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.
Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.
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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXIII

Chapter 23 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 108 sentences across 22 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.
Line 2
They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.
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Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.
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Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.
/ðer ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri tʃeɪnz wɜːr bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ tuː ɡɔːl/
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Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bachelor noun US /ˈbætʃələr/

a man who has never been married

From this reading “THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.”

butcher verb US /ˈbʊtʃər/

kill (animals) usually for food consumption

From this reading “THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.”

contradictory adjective US /ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri/

of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false

From this reading “Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.”

deferred verb US /dɪˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “defer” — hold back to a later time

From this reading “They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.”

gall noun US /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading “Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.”

nap noun US /næp/

a period of time spent sleeping

From this reading “Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.”

rapture noun US /ˈræptʃər/

a state of being carried away by overwhelming emotion

From this reading “They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.”

topic noun US /ˈtɑːpɪk/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading “They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

miserable existence adjective + noun

In this reading “THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.”

threw aside verb + particle counted as “throw aside”

In this reading “Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.”

take a nap verb + article + noun counted as “take … nap”

In this reading “Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.”

own sake verb + noun

In this reading “Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.”

smoking room noun + noun

room in a hotel or club set apart for smokers

In this reading “Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

asideadverbUS /əˈsaɪd/

on or to one side

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

bachelornounUS /ˈbætʃələr/

a man who has never been married

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.

brain-fagnoun

exhaustion that affects mental keenness

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

BUTCHERverbUS /ˈbʊtʃər/

kill (animals) usually for food consumption

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

chainsnounUS /tʃeɪnz/

metal shackles; for hands or legs

From this reading Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.

cigarnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːr/

a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

companionnounUS /kəmˈpænjən/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

contradictoryadjectiveUS /ˌkɑːntrəˈdɪktəri/

of words or propositions so related that both cannot be true and both cannot be false

From this reading Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

deferredverbUS /dɪˈfɜːrd/

inflected form of “defer” — hold back to a later time

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

draggingadjectiveUS /ˈdræɡɪŋ/

marked by a painfully slow and effortful manner

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

gallnounUS /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading Their contradictory chains were beginning to gall.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

half-finished

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

heart-fag

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

Mallory

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

Marjorie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

miserableadjectiveUS /ˈmɪzərəbəl/

very unhappy; full of misery

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

napnounUS /næp/

a period of time spent sleeping

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

pretendedadjectiveUS /priˈtendɪd/

adopted in order to deceive

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

rapturenounUS /ˈræptʃər/

a state of being carried away by overwhelming emotion

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

relictnoun

an organism or species surviving as a remnant of an otherwise extinct flora or fauna in an environment much changed from that in which it originated

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

sakenounUS /seɪk/

a reason for wanting something done

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

sufferingnounUS /ˈsʌfərɪŋ/

a state of acute pain

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

threwverbUS /θruː/

inflected form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading Mallory sat in the smoking room, and threw aside a half-finished cigar.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

topicnounUS /ˈtɑːpɪk/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

TRAINverbUS /treɪn/

create by training and teaching

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They were suffering brain-fag from their one topic of conversation, and heart-fag from rapture deferred.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

widownounUS /ˈwɪdoʊ/

a woman whose husband is dead especially one who has not remarried

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE TRAIN BUTCHER Mallory was dragging out a miserable existence with a companion who was neither maid, wife, nor widow and to whom he was neither bachelor, husband, nor relict.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Marjorie had pretended to take a nap and Mallory had pretended that he would leave her for her own sake.

Chapter 23 of Excuse Me! by Rupert Hughes holds 108 sentences, grouped into 22 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 23 holds 108 sentences of Excuse Me!, unabridged, divided into 22 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 23 of Excuse Me! by Rupert Hughes exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 108 sentences, grouped into 22 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Excuse Me!

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Wreck
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Taxicab
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Young
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Woman
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