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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 196 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!
He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.
"Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.
He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:
"'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.
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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXVI

Chapter 26 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 196 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!
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He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.
Line 3
"Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.
Line 4
He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:
/hiː wɑːz əˈbaʊt tuː sɜːrv ʃæmˈpeɪn ənd hiː kʌt ðə kənˈdʌktər ʃɔːrt/
Line 5
"'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

buffet noun US /ˈbʌfət/

a piece of furniture that stands at the side of a dining room; has shelves and drawers

From this reading “He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.”

Ellsworth noun US /ˈelzwərθ/

United States jurist and the third chief justice of the United States Supreme Court (1745-1807)

From this reading “"Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.”

flurry noun US /ˈflɜːri/

a rapid active commotion

From this reading “"Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.”

napkin noun US /ˈnæpkɪn/

a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing

From this reading “He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.”

sacrilege noun US /ˈsækrələdʒ/

blasphemous behavior; the act of depriving something of its sacred character

From this reading “THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!”

shopping noun US /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading “THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!”

stormed verb US /stɔːrmd/

past form of “storm” — behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading “He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.”

valve noun US /vælv/

a structure in a hollow organ (like the heart) with a flap to insure one-way flow of fluid through it

From this reading “He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

own devices verb + noun

In this reading “THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!”

go shopping verb + noun

In this reading “THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!”

smoking room noun + noun

room in a hotel or club set apart for smokers

In this reading “He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.”

all things adjective + noun

In this reading “THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:

AGAINadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

anewadverbUS /əˈnuː/

again but in a new or different way

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

attemptedadjectiveUS /əˈtemptɪd/

tried unsuccessfully

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

bottlenounUS /ˈbɑːtəl/

a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

bridenounUS /braɪd/

a woman who has recently been married

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

buffetnounUS /ˈbʌfət/

a piece of furniture that stands at the side of a dining room; has shelves and drawers

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

cellnounUS /sel/

A small stone room in a prison where an inmate is locked behind iron bars.

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

champagnenounUS /ʃæmˈpeɪn/

a white sparkling wine either produced in Champagne or resembling that produced there

From this reading He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:

devicesnounUS /dɪˈvaɪsəz/

an inclination or desire; used in the plural in the phrase “left to your own devices”

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

DOGnounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

DOG-ON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

EllsworthnounUS /ˈelzwərθ/

United States jurist and the third chief justice of the United States Supreme Court (1745-1807)

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

femaleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

flurrynounUS /ˈflɜːri/

a rapid active commotion

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

forwardadverbUS /ˈfɔːrwərd/

at or to or toward the front

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

glassesnounUS /ˈɡlæsəz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

hollow-stemmed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

hurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

lovin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

Mallorys

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

napkinnounUS /ˈnæpkɪn/

a small piece of table linen that is used to wipe the mouth and to cover the lap in order to protect clothing

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

porternounUS /ˈpɔːrtər/

a person employed to carry luggage and supplies

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

powerfuladjectiveUS /ˈpaʊərfəl/

having great power or force or potency or effect

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

rushedadjectiveUS /rʌʃt/

done under pressure

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

sacrilegenounUS /ˈsækrələdʒ/

blasphemous behavior; the act of depriving something of its sacred character

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

safetynounUS /ˈseɪfti/

the state of being certain that adverse effects will not be caused by some agent under defined conditions

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

SayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

Scuse

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

serveverbUS /sɜːrv/

serve a purpose, role, or function

From this reading He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:

shoppingnounUS /ˈʃɑːpɪŋ/

searching for or buying goods or services

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading He was about to serve champagne, and he cut the conductor short:

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

stateroomnoun

a guest cabin

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

stopverbUS /stɑːp/

come to a halt, stop moving

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

stormedverbUS /stɔːrmd/

past form of “storm” — behave violently, as if in state of a great anger

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

swaddled

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

they's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "'Scuse me, boss, but they's a lovin' couple in the stateroom forward that is in a powerful hurry for this.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

trainsnounUS /treɪnz/

plural of “train” — public transport provided by a line of railway cars coupled together and drawn by a locomotive

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

Trans-American

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

traynounUS /treɪ/

an open receptacle for holding or displaying or serving articles or food

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

valvenounUS /vælv/

a structure in a hollow organ (like the heart) with a flap to insure one-way flow of fluid through it

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading THE DOG-ON DOG AGAIN As the conductor left the Mallorys to their own devices, it rushed over him anew what sacrilege had been attempted--a fool bride had asked him to stop the Trans-American of all trains!--to go shopping of all things!

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

wrathnounUS /ræθ/

intense anger (usually on an epic scale)

From this reading He stormed into the smoking room to open the safety valve of his wrath, and found the porter just coming out of the buffet cell with a tray, two hollow-stemmed glasses and a bottle swaddled in a napkin.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Say, Ellsworth, what in ---- do you suppose that female back there wants?--wants me to hold the Trans-American while----" But the porter was in a flurry himself.

Chapter 26 of Excuse Me! by Rupert Hughes holds 196 sentences, grouped into 40 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Wreck
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Taxicab
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Young
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Woman
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