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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXVII

Chapter 27 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 172 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.
He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.
He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:
"Here's your powder-puff."
She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:
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Excuse Me!

Chapter XXVII

Chapter 27 of Excuse Me! is here in full — 172 sentences across 35 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/34 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.
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He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.
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He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:
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"Here's your powder-puff."
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She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

conductor noun US /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

contemptuous adjective US /kənˈtemptʃuːəs/

expressing extreme contempt

From this reading “He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.”

doleful adjective US /ˈdoʊlfəl/

filled with or evoking sadness

From this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

perishing verb US /ˈperɪʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “perish” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

petty adjective US /ˈpetiː/

inferior in rank or status

From this reading “He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.”

prodigal noun US /ˈprɑːdɪɡəl/

a recklessly extravagant consumer

From this reading “He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:”

rapture noun US /ˈræptʃər/

a state of being carried away by overwhelming emotion

From this reading “He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:”

relapse verb US /riˈlæps/

deteriorate in health

From this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wounded soldier noun + noun

In this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

came back verb + particle counted as “come back”

be restored

In this reading “THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

armsnounUS /ɑːrmz/

weapons considered collectively

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

awenounUS /ɑː/

an overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

battle-field

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

causenounUS /kɑːz/

events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

conductornounUS /kənˈdʌktər/

the person who leads a musical group

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

contemptuousadjectiveUS /kənˈtemptʃuːəs/

expressing extreme contempt

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

desertedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzɜːrtɪd/

forsaken by owner or inhabitants

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

dolefuladjectiveUS /ˈdoʊlfəl/

filled with or evoking sadness

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

expectedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspektəd/

considered likely or probable to happen or arrive

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

Here's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Here's your powder-puff."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

lapverbUS /læp/

lie partly over or alongside of something or of one another

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

lonelyadjectiveUS /ˈloʊnli/

lacking companions or companionship

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

Marjorie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

murmuredverbUS /ˈmɜːrmərd/

past form of “murmur” — speak softly or indistinctly

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

observationnounUS /ˌɑːbzərˈveɪʃən/

the act of making and recording a measurement

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

perishingverbUS /ˈperɪʃɪŋ/

-ing form of “perish” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

pettyadjectiveUS /ˈpetiː/

inferior in rank or status

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

powder-puffadjective

used of competitive activities in which only women take part

From this reading "Here's your powder-puff."

prodigalnounUS /ˈprɑːdɪɡəl/

a recklessly extravagant consumer

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

rapturenounUS /ˈræptʃər/

a state of being carried away by overwhelming emotion

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

receiveverbUS /rəˈsiːv/

get something; come into possession of

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

regardedverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪd/

past form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

RELAPSEverbUS /riˈlæps/

deteriorate in health

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

Snoozleums

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

soldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

stoppingnounUS /ˈstɑːpɪŋ/

fastener consisting of a narrow strip of welded metal used to join steel members

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

thirstnounUS /θɜːrst/

a physiological need to drink

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

Trans-American

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He regarded with contemptuous awe the petty cause of so great an event as the stopping of the Trans-American.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

wetadjectiveUS /wet/

covered or soaked with a liquid such as water

From this reading She just took Snoozleums on her lap, and, looking up with wet eyes and a sad smile, murmured:

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading He expected to see Marjorie receive the returned prodigal with wild rapture, but she didn't even smile when he said:

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

WOMAN-HATER'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

woundednounUS /ˈwuːndɪd/

people who are wounded

From this reading THE WOMAN-HATER'S RELAPSE The observation room was as lonely as a deserted battle-field and Marjorie as doleful as a wounded soldier left behind, and perishing of thirst, when the conductor came back with Snoozleums in his arms.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Here's your powder-puff."

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Wreck
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Taxicab
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Young
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Woman
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