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Experience

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Experience is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.
Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’
Oh,’ said Ross, and tried one.
Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.
I can light my own pipe.’
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Experience

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Experience is here in full — 409 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.
/waɪ ðiːz ˈfʌni θɪŋz sed rɑːs ˈpɪkɪŋ wʌn ʌp/
Line 2
Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’
Line 3
Oh,’ said Ross, and tried one.
/oʊ sed rɑːs ənd traɪd wʌn/
Line 4
Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.
/waɪ sæm ðɪs ɪz ə breɪn weɪv/
Line 5
I can light my own pipe.’
/aɪ kæn laɪt maɪ oʊn paɪp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.”

matches noun US /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading “’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’”

picking noun US /ˈpɪkɪŋ/

the quantity of a crop that is harvested

From this reading “’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.”

pipe noun US /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading “I can light my own pipe.’”

Ross noun US /rɑːs/

Scottish explorer who led Arctic expeditions that yielded geographic discoveries while searching for the Northwest Passage (1777-1856)

From this reading “’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.”

Sam noun US /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading “’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.”

Spills noun US /spɪlz/

plural of “spill” — liquid that is spilled

From this reading “’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’”

wave noun US /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading “’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

funny things adjective + noun

In this reading “’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.”

All words in this reading · 33

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ’Oh,’ said Ross, and tried one.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

brainnounUS /breɪn/

that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I can light my own pipe.’

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I can light my own pipe.’

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

matchesnounUS /ˈmætʃəz/

plural of “match” — lighter consisting of a thin piece of wood or cardboard tipped with combustible chemical; ignites with friction

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I can light my own pipe.’

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading ’Oh,’ said Ross, and tried one.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading I can light my own pipe.’

pickingnounUS /ˈpɪkɪŋ/

the quantity of a crop that is harvested

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

pipenounUS /paɪp/

a tube with a small bowl at one end; used for smoking tobacco

From this reading I can light my own pipe.’

RossnounUS /rɑːs/

Scottish explorer who led Arctic expeditions that yielded geographic discoveries while searching for the Northwest Passage (1777-1856)

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

SamnounUS /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

SpillsnounUS /spɪlz/

plural of “spill” — liquid that is spilled

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading ’Spills, sir, light them at the fire, sir; can’t get matches.’

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading ’Oh,’ said Ross, and tried one.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

wavenounUS /weɪv/

one of a series of ridges that moves across the surface of a liquid (especially across a large body of water)

From this reading ’Why, Sam, this is a brain wave.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading ’Why these funny things?’ said Ross, picking one up.

Chapter 7 of Experience by Catherine (Catherine M.) Cotton holds 409 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of Experience contain?

Chapter 7 holds 409 sentences of Experience, unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of Experience by Catherine (Catherine M.) Cotton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 409 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 7 of Experience?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 82 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 7 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 7 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of Experience?

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About 339 minutes of reading across 815 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Experience

Words and structures a reader meets early in Experience, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Charming
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Experience; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Chronicle
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Experience; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Attempt
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Experience; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Present
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Experience; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.