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Famous funny fellows

Chapter I

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The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.
It is even yet young in years.
Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.
At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.
To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.
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Famous funny fellows

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Famous funny fellows is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.
/ðə ˈrɑːlɪkɪŋ ˈnuːzpeɪpər ˈhjuːmər ʌv ðə deɪ ɪz ʌv ˈmɑːdərn ˈɔːrədʒən/
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It is even yet young in years.
/ɪt ɪz ˈiːvɪn jet jʌŋ ɪn jɪrz/
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Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.
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At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.
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To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

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extant adjective US /ˈekstənt/

still in existence; not extinct or destroyed or lost

From this reading “To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.”

first-class adjective US /ˌfɜːrstˈklæs/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading “To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.”

Humorists noun US /ˈhjuːmərɪsts/

plural of “humorist” — someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.”

origin noun US /ˈɔːrədʒən/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading “The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.”

productions noun US /prəˈdʌkʃənz/

plural of “production” — the act or process of producing something

From this reading “At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.”

rarity noun US /ˈrerəti/

noteworthy scarcity

From this reading “Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.”

rollicking adjective US /ˈrɑːlɪkɪŋ/

given to merry frolicking

From this reading “The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.”

Twain noun US /tweɪn/

two items of the same kind

From this reading “At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

Artemus

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From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

consideredadjectiveUS /kənˈsɪdərd/

carefully weighed

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

d'esprit

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From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

discoveredadjectiveUS /dɪˈskʌvərd/

discovered or determined by scientific observation

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

extantadjectiveUS /ˈekstənt/

still in existence; not extinct or destroyed or lost

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

first-classadjectiveUS /ˌfɜːrstˈklæs/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

HumoristsnounUS /ˈhjuːmərɪsts/

plural of “humorist” — someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

jeu

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

Joe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

MajoradjectiveUS /ˈmeɪdʒər/

of greater importance or stature or rank

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

MarkverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

modernadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

Neal

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

originnounUS /ˈɔːrədʒən/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

others

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

productionsnounUS /prəˈdʌkʃənz/

plural of “production” — the act or process of producing something

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

raritynounUS /ˈrerəti/

noteworthy scarcity

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

readilyadverbUS /ˈredəli/

without much difficulty

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

rollickingadjectiveUS /ˈrɑːlɪkɪŋ/

given to merry frolicking

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

scorenounUS /skɔːr/

a number or letter indicating quality (especially of a student's performance)

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The rollicking newspaper humor of the day is of modern origin.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

To-day

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To-day it means a certain _jeu d’esprit_ that can readily be discovered in almost every first-class newspaper extant.

TwainnounUS /tweɪn/

two items of the same kind

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

WardnounUS /wɔːrd/

a person who is under the protection or in the custody of another

From this reading At that time humor of the day meant the productions of a very few--Mark Twain, Joe Neal, Artemus Ward, Major Jones, and one or two others.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

witsnounUS /wɪts/

the basic human power of intelligent thought and perception

From this reading Humorists and newspaper wits were once--say a score of years ago--considered a rarity in America.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading It is even yet young in years.

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Rollicking
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Newspaper
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Humor
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