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Famous funny fellows

Chapter II

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“I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.
I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.
This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.
“My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.
In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Famous funny fellows

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Famous funny fellows is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.
/aɪ hæv nɑːt ðə ˌɪnkləˈneɪʃən tuː ɡoʊ ˈɪntuː æn ɪkˈstendəd əˈkaʊnt ʌv ðə ˈtraɪəlz ənd ˈfeɪljərz ðæt aɪ hæv met wɪð sɪns aɪ fɜːrst pʊt ɑːn ðə kæp ənd belz bʌt aɪ kæn əˈʃʊr juː ðæt aɪ wʊd nɑːt kənˈtend wɪð ðem əˈɡen fɔːr wʌt ˈlɪtəl ˈɡlɔːri ənd stæmps ðeɪ hæv wʌn fɔːr miː/
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I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.
/aɪ hæv ˈrɪtən tuː bʊks bʌt maɪ pet ɪz dʒɑːʃ ˈbɪlɪŋz ˈfɑːrmərz ˈɑːlmənæk wɪtʃ hæz bɪn ˈɪʃuːd fɔːr ðə læst θriː jɪrz ðə ˈænjuːəl seɪl ʌv wɪtʃ hæz ɪkˈsiːdəd wʌn ˈhʌndrəd ˈθaʊzənd ˈkɑːpiz/
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This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.
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“My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.
/maɪ ˈlektʃərz ɪf ðeɪ kæn biː kɔːld ˈlektʃərz ɑːr θriː ɪn ˈnʌmbər rɪˈdʒɔɪsɪŋ ˈʌndər ðə ˈveri fəˈmɪljər ˈtaɪtəlz ʌv mɪlk wʌt aɪ noʊ əˈbaʊt hoʊˈtelz ənd ðə ˈpensɪv ˈkɑːkroʊtʃ/
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In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

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Almanac noun US /ˈɑːlmənæk/

an annual publication including weather forecasts and other miscellaneous information arranged according to the calendar of a given year

From this reading “I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.”

Billings noun US /ˈbɪlɪŋz/

the largest city in Montana; located in southern Montana on the Yellowstone river

From this reading “I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.”

cockroach noun US /ˈkɑːkroʊtʃ/

any of numerous chiefly nocturnal insects; some are domestic pests

From this reading ““My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.”

commencing verb US /kəˈmensɪŋ/

-ing form of “commence” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

flea noun US /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

invoice noun US /ˈɪnvɔɪs/

an itemized statement of money owed for goods shipped or services rendered

From this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

reptiles noun US /ˈreptaɪlz/

plural of “reptile” — any cold-blooded vertebrate of the class Reptilia including tortoises, turtles, snakes, lizards, alligators, crocodiles, and extinct forms

From this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

waif noun US /weɪf/

a homeless child especially one forsaken or orphaned

From this reading “This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

hundred thousand noun + noun

the cardinal number that is the fifth power of ten

In this reading “I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.”

welcome guest verb + noun

In this reading “This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.”

many years adjective + noun

In this reading “This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.”

three years noun + noun

In this reading “I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.”

contend with verb + particle

In this reading ““I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.”

without mercy preposition + noun

In this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

at times preposition + noun

sporadically and infrequently

In this reading “In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.”

go into verb + particle

to come or go into

In this reading ““I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.”

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1873

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

AlmanacnounUS /ˈɑːlmənæk/

an annual publication including weather forecasts and other miscellaneous information arranged according to the calendar of a given year

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

annualadjectiveUS /ˈænjuːəl/

completing its life cycle within a year

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

appearancenounUS /əˈpɪrəns/

outward or visible aspect of a person or thing

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

assureverbUS /əˈʃʊr/

make certain of

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

beastsnounUS /biːsts/

plural of “beast” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

bellsnounUS /belz/

plural of “bell” — a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

BillingsnounUS /ˈbɪlɪŋz/

the largest city in Montana; located in southern Montana on the Yellowstone river

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

capnounUS /kæp/

a tight-fitting headdress

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

catnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

CockroachnounUS /ˈkɑːkroʊtʃ/

any of numerous chiefly nocturnal insects; some are domestic pests

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

commencingverbUS /kəˈmensɪŋ/

-ing form of “commence” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

contendverbUS /kənˈtend/

maintain or assert

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

copiesnounUS /ˈkɑːpiz/

plural of “copy” — a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

cunningadjectiveUS /ˈkʌnɪŋ/

attractive especially by means of smallness or prettiness or quaintness

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

discoursenounUS /ˈdɪskɔːrs/

extended verbal expression in speech or writing

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

dreamyadjectiveUS /ˈdriːmi/

dreamy in mood or nature

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

exceededverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdəd/

past form of “exceed” — be greater in scope or size than some standard

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

extendedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈstendəd/

relatively long in duration; tediously protracted

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

failuresnounUS /ˈfeɪljərz/

plural of “failure” — an act that fails

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

familiaradjectiveUS /fəˈmɪljər/

well known or easily recognized

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

Farmer'snounUS /ˈfɑːrmərz/

possessive form of “farmer” — a person who operates a farm

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

fishesnounUS /ˈfɪʃəz/

plural of “fish” — any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

fleanounUS /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

foxnounUS /fɑːks/

alert carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and ears and a bushy tail; most are predators that do not hunt in packs

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

glorynounUS /ˈɡlɔːri/

a state of high honor

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

guestnounUS /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

handledadjectiveUS /ˈhændəld/

having a usually specified type of handle

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

HotelsnounUS /hoʊˈtelz/

plural of “hotel” — a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

hypocracy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

inclinationnounUS /ˌɪnkləˈneɪʃən/

an attitude of mind especially one that favors one alternative over others

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

invoicenounUS /ˈɪnvɔɪs/

an itemized statement of money owed for goods shipped or services rendered

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

issuedverbUS /ˈɪʃuːd/

past form of “issue” — prepare and issue for public distribution or sale

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

JoshverbUS /dʒɑːʃ/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

KnowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

lecturesnounUS /ˈlektʃərz/

plural of “lecture” — a speech that is open to the public

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

lightlyadverbUS /ˈlaɪtli/

without good reason

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

mercynounUS /ˈmɜːrsi/

leniency and compassion shown toward offenders by a person or agency charged with administering justice

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

MilknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

PensiveadjectiveUS /ˈpensɪv/

deeply or seriously thoughtful

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

petnounUS /pet/

a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

rejoicingnounUS /rɪˈdʒɔɪsɪŋ/

a feeling of great happiness

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

reptilesnounUS /ˈreptaɪlz/

plural of “reptile” — any cold-blooded vertebrate of the class Reptilia including tortoises, turtles, snakes, lizards, alligators, crocodiles, and extinct forms

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

salenounUS /seɪl/

a particular instance of selling

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

stampsnounUS /stæmps/

plural of “stamp” — the distinctive form in which a thing is made

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

titlesnounUS /ˈtaɪtəlz/

plural of “title” — a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

touchingadjectiveUS /ˈtʌtʃɪŋ/

arousing affect

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

trialsnounUS /ˈtraɪəlz/

plural of “trial” — the act of testing something

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

uncertaintynounUS /ənˈsɜːrtənti/

being unsettled or in doubt or dependent on chance

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading “My lectures, if they can be called lectures, are three in number, rejoicing under the very familiar titles of Milk, What I Know About Hotels, and the Pensive Cockroach.

waifnounUS /weɪf/

a homeless child especially one forsaken or orphaned

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

welcomeverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading This little waif will soon make its appearance for 1873, and I hope to make it a welcome guest for many years to come.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

wonnounUS /wʌn/

the basic unit of money in South Korea

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

wondrousadjectiveUS /ˈwʌndrəs/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading In this last discourse, a large invoice of reptiles, beasts, and fishes are handled, without mercy, commencing with the dreamy cockroach and touching lightly at times the cunning of the fox, the strange uncertainty of the flea, and the wondrous hypocracy of the cat.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

writtenadjectiveUS /ˈrɪtən/

set down in writing in any of various ways

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading I have written two books, but my pet is Josh Billings’ Farmer’s Almanac, which has been issued for the last three years, the annual sale of which has exceeded one hundred thousand copies.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I have not the inclination to go into an extended account of the trials and failures that I have met with since I first put on the cap and bells, but I can assure you that I would not contend with them again for what little glory and stamps they have won for me.

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