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Famous funny fellows

Chapter IV

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ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.
Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.
Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.
During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked A 1 among the funny papers of this country.
It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Famous funny fellows

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Famous funny fellows is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.
/ˌæləɡˈzændər ˈedwən swiːt/
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Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.
/ˈteksəs ɪz noʊn tuː biː ðə ˈlɑːrdʒəst steɪt ɪn ðə ˈjuːnjən jet ɪn ɔːl ðə væst ˈterɪtɔːri ðer rɪˈzaɪdz bʌt wʌn ˈdʒenjəwən ˈhjuːmərəst/
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Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.
/ˌæləɡˈzændər ˈedwən swiːt ɪz ðə praʊd pəˈzesər ʌv ðæt ˈtaɪtəl/
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During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and rankedA 1among the funny papers of this country.
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It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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editors noun US /ˈedɪtərz/

plural of “editor” — a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading “It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.”

edwin noun US /ˈedwən/

king of Northumbria who was converted to Christianity (585-633)

From this reading “ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.”

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.”

needless adjective US /ˈniːdləs/

unnecessary and unwarranted

From this reading “It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.”

possessor noun US /pəˈzesər/

a person who owns something

From this reading “Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.”

ranked adjective US /ræŋkt/

arranged in a sequence of grades or ranks

From this reading “During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.”

resides verb US /rɪˈzaɪdz/

third-person singular of “reside” — make one's home in a particular place or community

From this reading “Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.”

universally adverb US /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəli/

everywhere

From this reading “During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.”

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vast territory adjective + noun

In this reading “Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.”

few years adjective + noun

In this reading “During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.”

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From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

ALEXANDERnounUS /ˌæləɡˈzændər/

European herb somewhat resembling celery widely naturalized in Britain coastal regions and often cultivated as a potherb

From this reading ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

connectionnounUS /kəˈnekʃən/

a relation between things or events (as in the case of one causing the other or sharing features with it)

From this reading It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

DuringprepositionUS /ˈdʊrɪŋ/

all through a period, or at some point within it

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

editorsnounUS /ˈedɪtərz/

plural of “editor” — a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

EDWINnounUS /ˈedwən/

king of Northumbria who was converted to Christianity (585-633)

From this reading ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

genuineadjectiveUS /ˈdʒenjəwən/

not fake or counterfeit

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

largestadjectiveUS /ˈlɑːrdʒəst/

superlative of “large” — above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

needlessadjectiveUS /ˈniːdləs/

unnecessary and unwarranted

From this reading It is needless to state in this connection that Alexander E. Sweet is one of the editors of Siftings.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

papersnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

possessornounUS /pəˈzesər/

a person who owns something

From this reading Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.

quotedverbUS /ˈkwoʊtɪd/

past form of “quote” — repeat a passage from

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

rankedadjectiveUS /ræŋkt/

arranged in a sequence of grades or ranks

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

residesverbUS /rɪˈzaɪdz/

third-person singular of “reside” — make one's home in a particular place or community

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

Siftings

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From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

StatenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

SWEETadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading ALEXANDER EDWIN SWEET.

territorynounUS /ˈterɪtɔːri/

a region marked off for administrative or other purposes

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

TexasnounUS /ˈteksəs/

the second largest state; located in southwestern United States on the Gulf of Mexico

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

titlenounUS /ˈtaɪtəl/

a heading that names a statute or legislative bill; may give a brief summary of the matters it deals with

From this reading Alexander Edwin Sweet is the proud possessor of that title.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

UnionnounUS /ˈjuːnjən/

an organization of employees formed to bargain with the employer

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

universallyadverbUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəli/

everywhere

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

vastadjectiveUS /væst/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading During the last few years the Texas Siftings has been universally quoted and ranked “A 1” among the funny papers of this country.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Texas is known to be the largest State in the Union, yet in all the vast territory there resides but one genuine humorist.

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