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Famous funny fellows

Chapter V

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In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.
She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.
The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.
But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.
Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.
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Famous funny fellows

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Famous funny fellows is here in full — 382 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.
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She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.
/ʃiː wɑːz ə freɪl ənd ˈdeləkət jʌŋ ˈleɪdi ənd ɑːn ˈvɪzɪtɪŋ hɜːr wʌn ˌæftərˈnuːn ˈrɑːbərt wɑːz met æt ðə dɔːr baɪ hɜːr frendz huː əˈnaʊnst ðæt ʃiː wɑːz ˈlaɪɪŋ æt ðə pɔɪnt ʌv deθ/
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The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutestime he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.
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But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.
/bʌt ˈlɪtəl hoʊp wɑːz ˌentərˈteɪnd fɔːr hɜːr laɪf bʌt ʃiː pæst ðə ɔːrˈdiːl ənd ˈæftər sʌm leŋkθ ʌv taɪm ˈrælid səˈfɪʃəntli tuː ɡoʊ wɪð hɜːr ˈhʌzbənd ɑːn ə ʃɔːrt ˈbraɪdəl tʊr tuː ðer ˈkwaɪət hoʊm ɪn ə ˈneɪbərɪŋ striːt ɪn piˈɔːriə/
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Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

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bridal adjective US /ˈbraɪdəl/

of or relating to a wedding

From this reading “But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.”

clerk's noun US /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.”

Illinois noun US /ˌɪləˈnɔɪ/

a midwestern state in north-central United States

From this reading “In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.”

license noun US /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading “The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.”

Peoria noun US /piˈɔːriə/

a city in central Illinois on the Illinois River

From this reading “In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.”

rallied verb US /ˈrælid/

inflected form of “rally” — gather

From this reading “But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.”

responses noun US /rɪˈspɑːnsɪz/

plural of “response” — a result

From this reading “The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

marriage license noun + noun

a license authorizing two people to marry

In this reading “The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.”

young lady adjective + noun

a young female

In this reading “She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.”

slight motion noun + noun

In this reading “The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.”

at the door preposition + article + noun counted as “at … door”

In this reading “She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.”

at a time preposition + article + noun counted as “at … time”

simultaneously

In this reading “The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.”

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1870

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From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

affianced

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From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

announcedadjectiveUS /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

attendantnounUS /əˈtendənt/

someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

bridaladjectiveUS /ˈbraɪdəl/

of or relating to a wedding

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

Burdette

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From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

Carrie

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From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

clerk'snounUS /klɜːrks/

possessive form of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

companionnounUS /kəmˈpænjən/

a friend who is frequently in the company of another

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

countynounUS /ˈkaʊnti/

(United Kingdom) a region created by territorial division for the purpose of local government

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

delicateadjectiveUS /ˈdeləkət/

exquisitely fine and subtle and pleasing; susceptible to injury

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

drearyadjectiveUS /ˈdrɪri/

lacking in liveliness or charm or surprise

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

entertainedadjectiveUS /ˌentərˈteɪnd/

pleasantly occupied

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

faintadjectiveUS /feɪnt/

deficient in magnitude; barely perceptible; lacking clarity or brightness or loudness etc

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

frailadjectiveUS /freɪl/

physically weak

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

Garrett

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From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

genialadjectiveUS /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

gravenounUS /ɡreɪv/

death of a person

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

IllinoisnounUS /ˌɪləˈnɔɪ/

a midwestern state in north-central United States

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

invalidnounUS /ˈɪnvələd/

someone who is incapacitated by a chronic illness or injury

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

lengthnounUS /leŋkθ/

the linear extent in space from one end to the other; the longest dimension of something that is fixed in place

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

licensenounUS /ˈlaɪsəns/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

lyingnounUS /ˈlaɪɪŋ/

the deliberate act of deviating from the truth

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

motionnounUS /ˈmoʊʃən/

the use of movements (especially of the hands) to communicate familiar or prearranged signals

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

neighboringadjectiveUS /ˈneɪbərɪŋ/

having a common boundary or edge; abutting; touching

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

ordealnounUS /ɔːrˈdiːl/

a severe or trying experience

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

patientnounUS /ˈpeɪʃənt/

a person who requires medical care

From this reading Mrs. Burdette has been an invalid all her life, and the genial humorist has been a patient attendant and companion for her in her dreary hours of life.

PeorianounUS /piˈɔːriə/

a city in central Illinois on the Illinois River

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

pressurenounUS /ˈpreʃər/

the force applied to a unit area of surface; measured in pascals (SI unit) or in dynes (cgs unit)

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

procuredverbUS /proʊˈkjʊrd/

past form of “procure” — get by special effort

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

ralliedverbUS /ˈrælid/

inflected form of “rally” — gather

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

responsesnounUS /rɪˈspɑːnsɪz/

plural of “response” — a result

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

situationnounUS /ˌsɪtʃuːˈeɪʃən/

the general state of things; the combination of circumstances at a given time

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

slightnounUS /slaɪt/

a deliberate discourteous act (usually as an expression of anger or disapproval)

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

sufficientlyadverbUS /səˈfɪʃəntli/

to a sufficient degree

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In 1870, Mr. Burdette became affianced to Miss Carrie Garrett, of Peoria, Illinois.

tournounUS /tʊr/

a journey or route all the way around a particular place or area

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

visitingnounUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪŋ/

the activity of making visits

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The situation was a grave one, but in fifteen minutes’ time he had procured a marriage license from the county clerk’s office, and Miss Garrett became Mrs. Robert J. Burdette at a time when her responses could only be made by a slight motion of the eyes and a faint pressure of the hand.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But little hope was entertained for her life, but she passed the ordeal, and after some length of time rallied sufficiently to go with her husband on a short bridal tour to their quiet home in a neighboring street, in Peoria.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading She was a frail and delicate young lady, and on visiting her one afternoon, Robert was met at the door by her friends, who announced that she was lying at the point of death.

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