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Fancies Versus Fads

Chapter V

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Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.
The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.
To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.
The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.
He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.
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Fancies Versus Fads

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Fancies Versus Fads is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.
/ˈeni wʌn ʌv ðə streɪndʒ lɔːz wiː ˈsʌfər ɪz ə ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz bɪˈtwiːn ə fæd ənd ə ˈvestɪd ˈɪntrəst/
Line 2
The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.
/ðə ˈfæʃənəbəl weɪ ʌv ɪˈfektɪŋ ə ˈsoʊʃəl rəˈfɔːrm ɪz æz ˈfɑːloʊz/
Line 3
To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.
/tuː meɪk ðə ˈstɔːri ˈklɪrər ənd ˈwɜːrðiər ʌv ɪts waɪld ənd ˈpɔɪntləs ˈprɑːses aɪ wɪl kɔːl ðə tuː tʃiːf ˈeɪdʒənts ɪn ɪt ðə mɑːrtʃ her ənd ðə ˈhætər/
Line 4
The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.
/ðə ˈhætər ɪz mæd ɪn ə ˈkwaɪət weɪ bʌt hiː ɪz ˈmɪrli mæd ɑːn ˈmeɪkɪŋ hæts ɔːr ˈræðər ɑːn ˈmeɪkɪŋ ˈmʌni/
Line 5
He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.
/hiː hæz ə hjuːdʒ ənd ˈprɑːspərəs ˌemˈpɔːriəm wɪtʃ ˈædvərtaɪzɪz ɔːl ˈpɑːsəbəl hæts tuː fɪt ɔːl ˈpɑːsəbəl hedz bʌt hiː ˈsɜːrtənli ˈnɜːrɪʃəz æn əˈkʌlt kənˈvɪkʃən ðæt ɪt ɪz ˈrɪli ðə ˈduːti ʌv ðə hedz tuː fɪt ðə hæts/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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advertises verb US /ˈædvərtaɪzɪz/

third-person singular of “advertise” — call attention to

From this reading “He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.”

emporium noun US /ˌemˈpɔːriəm/

a large retail store organized into departments offering a variety of merchandise; commonly part of a retail chain

From this reading “He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.”

fad noun US /fæd/

an interest followed with exaggerated zeal

From this reading “Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.”

Hatter noun US /ˈhætər/

someone who makes and sells hats

From this reading “To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.”

nourishes verb US /ˈnɜːrɪʃəz/

third-person singular of “nourish” — provide with nourishment

From this reading “He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.”

pointless adjective US /ˈpɔɪntləs/

not having a point especially a sharp point

From this reading “To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.”

vested adjective US /ˈvestɪd/

fixed and absolute and without contingency

From this reading “Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.”

worthier adjective US /ˈwɜːrðiər/

comparative of “worthy” — having worth or merit or value; being honorable or admirable

From this reading “To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

social reform adjective + noun

In this reading “The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.”

compromise between verb + particle

In this reading “Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.”

making money noun + noun

In this reading “The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.”

quiet way adjective + noun

In this reading “The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.”

All words in this reading · 72

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

advertisesverbUS /ˈædvərtaɪzɪz/

third-person singular of “advertise” — call attention to

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

agentsnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənts/

plural of “agent” — an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

certainlyadverbUS /ˈsɜːrtənli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

cleareradjectiveUS /ˈklɪrər/

comparative of “clear” — readily apparent to the mind

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

compromiseverbUS /ˈkɑːmprəmaɪz/

make a compromise; arrive at a compromise

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

convictionnounUS /kənˈvɪkʃən/

an unshakable belief in something without need for proof or evidence

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

dutynounUS /ˈduːti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

effectingverbUS /ɪˈfektɪŋ/

-ing form of “effect” — produce

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

emporiumnounUS /ˌemˈpɔːriəm/

a large retail store organized into departments offering a variety of merchandise; commonly part of a retail chain

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

fadnounUS /fæd/

an interest followed with exaggerated zeal

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

fashionableadjectiveUS /ˈfæʃənəbəl/

being or in accordance with current social fashions

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

fitverbUS /fɪt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

followsverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊz/

third-person singular of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

HarenounUS /her/

swift timid long-eared mammal larger than a rabbit having a divided upper lip and long hind legs; young born furred and with open eyes

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

hatsnounUS /hæts/

plural of “hat” — headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

HatternounUS /ˈhætər/

someone who makes and sells hats

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

hugeadjectiveUS /hjuːdʒ/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

MarchverbUS /mɑːrtʃ/

march in a procession

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

nourishesverbUS /ˈnɜːrɪʃəz/

third-person singular of “nourish” — provide with nourishment

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

occultverbUS /əˈkʌlt/

cause an eclipse of (a celestial body) by intervention

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

pointlessadjectiveUS /ˈpɔɪntləs/

not having a point especially a sharp point

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

possibleadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːsəbəl/

capable of happening or existing

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

processverbUS /ˈprɑːses/

subject to a process or treatment, with the aim of readying for some purpose, improving, or remedying a condition

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

prosperousadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːspərəs/

in fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading The Hatter is mad, in a quiet way; but he is merely mad on making hats, or rather on making money.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

reformnounUS /rəˈfɔːrm/

a change for the better as a result of correcting abuses

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

socialadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

strangeadjectiveUS /streɪndʒ/

being definitely out of the ordinary and unexpected; slightly odd or even a bit weird

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

vestedadjectiveUS /ˈvestɪd/

fixed and absolute and without contingency

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading The fashionable way of effecting a social reform is as follows.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Any one of the strange laws we suffer is a compromise between a fad and a vested interest.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He has a huge and prosperous emporium which advertises all possible hats to fit all possible heads; but he certainly nourishes an occult conviction that it is really the duty of the heads to fit the hats.

wildadjectiveUS /waɪld/

marked by extreme lack of restraint or control

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

worthieradjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrðiər/

comparative of “worthy” — having worth or merit or value; being honorable or admirable

From this reading To make the story clearer, and worthier of its wild and pointless process, I will call the two chief agents in it the March Hare and the Hatter.

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