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Fanny and the Servant Problem
Fanny and the Servant Problem

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].
You might mention it to them, dear.
It would come so much better from you.
VERNON.
No, you.
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Fanny and the Servant Problem

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Fanny and the Servant Problem is here in full — 300 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].
/ˈfæni ʃiː ˈsiːzɪz ˈiːɡərli æt ðə tʃæns/
Line 2
You might mention it to them, dear.
/juː maɪt ˈmenʃən ɪt tuː ðem dɪr/
Line 3
It would come so much better from you.
/ɪt wʊd kʌm soʊ mʌtʃ ˈbetər frʌm juː/
Line 4
VERNON.
Line 5
No, you.
/noʊ juː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

better adjective US /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading “It would come so much better from you.”

chance noun US /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

dear adjective US /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading “You might mention it to them, dear.”

eagerly adverb US /ˈiːɡərli/

with eagerness; in an eager manner

From this reading “FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].”

fanny noun US /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].”

mention verb US /ˈmenʃən/

make reference to

From this reading “You might mention it to them, dear.”

might modal verb US /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading “You might mention it to them, dear.”

seizes verb US /ˈsiːzɪz/

third-person singular of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading “FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].”

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atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

eagerlyadverbUS /ˈiːɡərli/

with eagerness; in an eager manner

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

FANNYnounUS /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

mentionverbUS /ˈmenʃən/

make reference to

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No, you.

seizesverbUS /ˈsiːzɪz/

third-person singular of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FANNY [_she seizes eagerly at the chance_].

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

VERNON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading VERNON.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading It would come so much better from you.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You might mention it to them, dear.

Chapter 1 of Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 300 sentences, grouped into 60 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Fanny and the Servant Problem contain?

Chapter 1 holds 300 sentences of Fanny and the Servant Problem, unabridged, divided into 60 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 300 sentences, grouped into 60 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Fanny and the Servant Problem?

Work through the 60 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Common questions about reading Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome on this page, its source edition and its audio.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #2829, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 74 minutes of reading across 180 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Fanny and the Servant Problem

Words and structures a reader meets early in Fanny and the Servant Problem, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Fanny
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Fanny and the Servant Problem; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Seizes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Fanny and the Servant Problem; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Eagerly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Fanny and the Servant Problem; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Chance
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Fanny and the Servant Problem; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.