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Fanny's First Play
Fanny's First Play

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Fanny's First Play is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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FANNY.
Thats what we call it at Cambridge.
TROTTER.
If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.
As it is, I blame my kittens.
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Fanny's First Play

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Fanny's First Play is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/89 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
FANNY.
/ˈfæni/
Line 2
Thats what we call it at Cambridge.
Line 3
TROTTER.
/ˈtrɑːtər/
Line 4
If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.
/ɪf ɪt wɜːr nɑːt soʊ ˈɑːbviəsli ə steɪdʒ kliˈʃeɪ aɪ ʃʊd seɪ dæm ˈkeɪmbrɪdʒ/
Line 5
As it is, I blame my kittens.
/æz ɪt ɪz aɪ bleɪm maɪ ˈkɪtənz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blame verb US /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading “As it is, I blame my kittens.”

Cambridge noun US /ˈkeɪmbrɪdʒ/

a university in England

From this reading “Thats what we call it at Cambridge.”

cliche noun US /kliˈʃeɪ/

a trite or obvious remark

Damn adjective US /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading “If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.”

fanny noun US /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “FANNY.”

kittens noun US /ˈkɪtənz/

plural of “kitten” — young domestic cat

From this reading “As it is, I blame my kittens.”

obviously adverb US /ˈɑːbviəsli/

unmistakably (“plain” is often used informally for “plainly”)

From this reading “If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.”

trotter noun US /ˈtrɑːtər/

foot of a pig or sheep especially one used as food

From this reading “TROTTER.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As it is, I blame my kittens.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

blameverbUS /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading As it is, I blame my kittens.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

CambridgenounUS /ˈkeɪmbrɪdʒ/

a university in England

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

clichenounUS /kliˈʃeɪ/

a trite or obvious remark

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

DamnadjectiveUS /dæm/

used as expletives

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

FANNYnounUS /ˈfæni/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading FANNY.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading As it is, I blame my kittens.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

kittensnounUS /ˈkɪtənz/

plural of “kitten” — young domestic cat

From this reading As it is, I blame my kittens.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As it is, I blame my kittens.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

obviouslyadverbUS /ˈɑːbviəsli/

unmistakably (“plain” is often used informally for “plainly”)

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

Thats

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

TROTTERnounUS /ˈtrɑːtər/

foot of a pig or sheep especially one used as food

From this reading TROTTER.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading If it were not so obviously a stage _cliche_, I should say Damn Cambridge.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Thats what we call it at Cambridge.

Chapter 2 of Fanny's First Play by Bernard Shaw holds 445 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Fanny's First Play contain?

Chapter 2 holds 445 sentences of Fanny's First Play, unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Fanny's First Play

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Taken
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Printed
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Volume
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