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Fantastic Fables

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Fantastic Fables is here in full — 197 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.
"You shall have real guns."
"Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.
"We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."
The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.
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Fantastic Fables

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Fantastic Fables is here in full — 197 sentences across 40 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/39 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.
/ɪt ʃæl nɑːt biː sed ðæt aɪ ˈsækrəfaɪst ɪˈfɪʃənsi tuː ɪˈkɑːnəmi sed ðə ˈɡʌvərnər/
Line 2
"You shall have real guns."
/juː ʃæl hæv riːl ɡʌnz/
Line 3
"Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.
/θæŋk juː θæŋk juː kraɪd ðə ˈwɔːriərz ɪˈfjuːsɪvli/
Line 4
"We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."
/wiː wɪl teɪk ɡʊd ker ʌv ðem ənd ɪn ðə ɪˈvent ʌv wɔːr rɪˈtɜːrn ðem tuː ðə ˈɑːrsənəl/
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The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

appointing verb US /əˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

-ing form of “appoint” — create and charge with a task or function

From this reading “The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.”

arsenal noun US /ˈɑːrsənəl/

all the weapons and equipment that a country has

From this reading “"We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."”

economy noun US /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading “"It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.”

efficiency noun US /ɪˈfɪʃənsi/

the ratio of the output to the input of any system

From this reading “"It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.”

effusively adverb US /ɪˈfjuːsɪvli/

in an effusive manner

From this reading “"Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.”

elected adjective US /ɪˈlektəd/

subject to popular election

From this reading “The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.”

improper adjective US /ˌɪmˈprɑːpər/

not suitable or right or appropriate

From this reading “The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.”

teachers noun US /ˈtiːtʃərz/

plural of “teacher” — a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading “The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

appointingverbUS /əˈpɔɪntɪŋ/

-ing form of “appoint” — create and charge with a task or function

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

arsenalnounUS /ˈɑːrsənəl/

all the weapons and equipment that a country has

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

BoardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

considerationnounUS /kənˌsɪdərˈeɪʃən/

the process of giving careful thought to something

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading "Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.

Doosnoswair

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

economynounUS /ɪˈkɑːnəmi/

the system of production and distribution and consumption

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

efficiencynounUS /ɪˈfɪʃənsi/

the ratio of the output to the input of any system

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

effusivelyadverbUS /ɪˈfjuːsɪvli/

in an effusive manner

From this reading "Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.

electedadjectiveUS /ɪˈlektəd/

subject to popular election

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

femaleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːmeɪl/

being the sex (of plant or animal) that produces fertilizable gametes (ova) from which offspring develop

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

GovernornounUS /ˈɡʌvərnər/

the head of a state government

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

gunsnounUS /ɡʌnz/

plural of “gun” — a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading "You shall have real guns."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "You shall have real guns."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

improperadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːpər/

not suitable or right or appropriate

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

membersnounUS /ˈmembərz/

plural of “member” — one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading "You shall have real guns."

ReformnounUS /rəˈfɔːrm/

a change for the better as a result of correcting abuses

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

sacrificedverbUS /ˈsækrəfaɪst/

past form of “sacrifice” — endure the loss of

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

SchoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

suspectedadjectiveUS /səˈspektɪd/

believed likely

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

teachersnounUS /ˈtiːtʃərz/

plural of “teacher” — a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

ThankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading "Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "It shall not be said that I sacrificed efficiency to economy," said the Governor.

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

warriorsnounUS /ˈwɔːriərz/

plural of “warrior” — someone engaged in or experienced in warfare

From this reading "Thank you, thank you," cried the warriors, effusively.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

whollyadverbUS /ˈhoʊli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "We will take good care of them, and in the event of war return them to the arsenal."

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading The Reform School Board The members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You shall have real guns."

Chapter 2 of Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce holds 197 sentences, grouped into 40 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Fantastic Fables contain?

Chapter 2 holds 197 sentences of Fantastic Fables, unabridged, divided into 40 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 197 sentences, grouped into 40 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 122 minutes of reading across 294 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Fantastic Fables

Words and structures a reader meets early in Fantastic Fables, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Jupiter
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Birds
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Mouse
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North
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