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Father Payne

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

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"Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"
"Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.
"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!
But put it the other way round, and it's all right.
You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Father Payne

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of Father Payne is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"
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"Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.
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"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!
Line 4
But put it the other way round, and it's all right.
Line 5
You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

exactly adverb US /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading “"Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.”

exclusive adjective US /ɪkˈskluːsɪv/

not divided or shared with others

From this reading “"Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"”

inclusive adjective US /ˌɪnˈkluːsɪv/

including much or everything; and especially including stated limits

From this reading “"Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"”

Oxford noun US /ˈɑːksfərd/

a city in southern England to the northwest of London; site of Oxford University

From this reading “"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!”

patent verb US /ˈpætənt/

obtain a patent for

From this reading “"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!”

shut verb US /ʃʌt/

move so that an opening or passage is obstructed; make shut

From this reading “"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!”

smart adjective US /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading “"You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!”

tang noun US /tæŋ/

a tart spicy quality

From this reading “You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

deucedadjective

expletives used informally as intensifiers

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

drilyadverb

in a dry laconic manner

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

epigrams

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading "Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.

exclusiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈskluːsɪv/

not divided or shared with others

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

FathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading "Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

inclusiveadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkluːsɪv/

including much or everything; and especially including stated limits

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

meantverbUS /ment/

inflected form of “mean” — mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

OxfordnounUS /ˈɑːksfərd/

a city in southern England to the northwest of London; site of Oxford University

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

patentverbUS /ˈpætənt/

obtain a patent for

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

Payne

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

shutverbUS /ʃʌt/

move so that an opening or passage is obstructed; make shut

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

smartadjectiveUS /smɑːrt/

showing mental alertness and calculation and resourcefulness

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

tangnounUS /tæŋ/

a tart spicy quality

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading You can't help being exclusive, and you must try to be inclusive--that's the truth, with the Oxford tang taken out!"

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

Vincent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading But put it the other way round, and it's all right.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "You meant to shut me up with one of our patent Oxford epigrams, I know--and, of course, it is deuced smart!

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes, that's exactly it!" said Father Payne.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Then it comes to this," said Vincent drily, "that you can't be inclusive, and that you ought not to be exclusive?"

Chapter 12 of Father Payne by Arthur Christopher Benson holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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