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Fish Stories

Chapter I

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AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"
This does not seem to me to be funny.
It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.
I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.
The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.
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Fish Stories

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Fish Stories is here in full — 305 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"
/æn əˈledʒd ˈhjuːmərəst wʌns prəˈpoʊzd ðə ˈkwiːri ɑːr ɔːl ˈfɪʃərmɪn ˈlaɪərz ɔːr duː ˈoʊnli ˈlaɪərz ɡoʊ ˈfɪʃɪŋ/
Line 2
This does not seem to me to be funny.
/ðɪs dʌz nɑːt siːm tuː miː tuː biː ˈfʌni/
Line 3
It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.
/ɪt ɪz ˈdaʊtləs truː ðæt ə ˈsɪnɪkəl ˈætətuːd ʌv səˈspɪʃən ənd daʊt ɪz ˈɔːfən ɪɡˈzɪbətəd ɑːn ðə rəˈsaɪtəl ʌv ə ˈfɪʃɪŋ ˈeksplɔɪt/
Line 4
I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.
/aɪ bɪˈliːv ðə dʒoʊk ˈedɪtərz ʌv ˈmæɡəziːnz ənd ˈnuːzpeɪpərz ɑːr riˈspɑːnsəbəl fɔːr ðə spred ʌv ðə ˌprɑːpəˈɡændə ʌv ˈrɪdəkjuːl ˈskeptɪsɪzəm ənd dɪˈstrʌst ʌv ɔːl fɪʃ jɑːrnz rəˈɡɑːrdləs ʌv ðer sɔːrs/
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The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.
/ðə seɪm ˈfeloʊz hæv ə deɪ ʌv ˈrekənɪŋ əˈhed fɔːr ðə ˈsɜːrkjəleɪʃən ʌv ðæt ˈeɪn.ʃənt bʌt stɪl ˌoʊvərˈwɜːrkt ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː dʒoʊk/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

exploit verb US /ˈeksplɔɪt/

use or manipulate to one's advantage

From this reading “It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.”

humorist noun US /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading “AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"”

liars noun US /ˈlaɪərz/

plural of “liar” — a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading “AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"”

mother-in-law noun US /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading “The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.”

overworked verb US /ˌoʊvərˈwɜːrkt/

past form of “overwork” — use too much

From this reading “The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.”

propaganda noun US /ˌprɑːpəˈɡændə/

information that is spread for the purpose of promoting some cause

From this reading “I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.”

skepticism noun US /ˈskeptɪsɪzəm/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading “I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.”

yarns noun US /jɑːrnz/

plural of “yarn” — the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading “I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

go fishing verb + noun

In this reading “AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"”

All words in this reading · 71

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

aheadadverbUS /əˈhed/

at or in the front

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

ALLEGEDadjectiveUS /əˈledʒd/

declared but not proved

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

ancientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

attitudenounUS /ˈætətuːd/

a complex mental state involving beliefs and feelings and values and dispositions to act in certain ways

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

circulationnounUS /ˈsɜːrkjəleɪʃən/

the dissemination of copies of periodicals (as newspapers or magazines)

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

cynicaladjectiveUS /ˈsɪnɪkəl/

believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

distrustnounUS /dɪˈstrʌst/

doubt about someone's honesty

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

doubtlessadverbUS /ˈdaʊtləs/

without doubt; certainly

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

editorsnounUS /ˈedɪtərz/

plural of “editor” — a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

exhibitedverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪbətəd/

past form of “exhibit” — show an attribute, property, knowledge, or skill

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

exploitverbUS /ˈeksplɔɪt/

use or manipulate to one's advantage

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

fishermennounUS /ˈfɪʃərmɪn/

plural of “fisherman” — someone whose occupation is catching fish

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

fishingnounUS /ˈfɪʃɪŋ/

the act of someone who fishes as a diversion

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

humoristnounUS /ˈhjuːmərəst/

someone who acts speaks or writes in an amusing way

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

liarsnounUS /ˈlaɪərz/

plural of “liar” — a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

magazinesnounUS /ˈmæɡəziːnz/

plural of “magazine” — a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

mother-in-lawnounUS /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

newspapersnounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpərz/

plural of “newspaper” — a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

overworkedverbUS /ˌoʊvərˈwɜːrkt/

past form of “overwork” — use too much

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

propagandanounUS /ˌprɑːpəˈɡændə/

information that is spread for the purpose of promoting some cause

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

proposedverbUS /prəˈpoʊzd/

past form of “propose” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

querynounUS /ˈkwiːri/

an instance of questioning

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

recitalnounUS /rəˈsaɪtəl/

the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

reckoningnounUS /ˈrekənɪŋ/

problem solving that involves numbers or quantities

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

regardlessadverbUS /rəˈɡɑːrdləs/

in spite of everything; without regard to drawbacks

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

responsibleadjectiveUS /riˈspɑːnsəbəl/

worthy of or requiring responsibility or trust; or held accountable

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

ridiculenounUS /ˈrɪdəkjuːl/

language or behavior intended to mock or humiliate

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

skepticismnounUS /ˈskeptɪsɪzəm/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

sourcenounUS /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

spreadverbUS /spred/

distribute or disperse widely

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading The same fellows have a day of reckoning ahead, for the circulation of that ancient but still overworked mother-in-law joke.

suspicionnounUS /səˈspɪʃən/

an impression that something might be the case

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading AN ALLEGED humorist once proposed the query, "Are all fishermen liars, or do only liars go fishing?"

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading This does not seem to me to be funny.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading It is doubtless true that a cynical attitude of suspicion and doubt is often exhibited on the recital of a fishing exploit.

yarnsnounUS /jɑːrnz/

plural of “yarn” — the act of giving an account describing incidents or a course of events

From this reading I believe the joke editors of magazines and newspapers are responsible for the spread of the propaganda of ridicule, skepticism and distrust of all fish yarns, regardless of their source.

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