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Five Thousand an Hour
Five Thousand an Hour

Chapter XVII

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IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.
"I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.
"I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."
"Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.
"Really I never thought of bother in that way before.
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Five Thousand an Hour

Chapter XVII

Reading 1/46 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.
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"I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.
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"I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."
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"Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.
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"Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

Against preposition US /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading “"I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.”

Anything pronoun US /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading “"I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."”

Before preposition US /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “"Really I never thought of bother in that way before.”

Hand noun US /hand/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.”

Monocle noun US /ˈmɑː.nə.kəl/

A single round eyeglass kept in position by the muscles around the eye, worn by gentleman aristocrats.

From this reading “"Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.”

Never noun US /never/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Really I never thought of bother in that way before.”

ONCE noun US /once/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.”

One pronoun US /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “"Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.”

Returned noun US /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading “"I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."”

Something pronoun US /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading “"I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."”

Thought noun US /thought/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “"Really I never thought of bother in that way before.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

almost

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From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

American

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

ancestry

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

any

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

apologetic

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading "Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

bother

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

British

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

came

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

clever

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

clubs

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

consequently

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

Courtney

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

dear

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

down

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

drooping

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

Englishman

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

ENTIRE

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

Eugene

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

FAMILY

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

fancy

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

feebly

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

FORprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

GET

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

give

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

gives

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From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

going

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

hand

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

host

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From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

I'm

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

laughed

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

lazily

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

live

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

London

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

lot

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

lounging

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

monoclenounUS /ˈmɑː.nə.kəl/

A single round eyeglass kept in position by the muscles around the eye, worn by gentleman aristocrats.

From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

more

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

Mr

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

mustache

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

nevernounUS /never/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

observed

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

ONCE

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

other

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

pleasantly

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From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

porch

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

prefer

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From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

rail

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From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.

Rather

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

Really

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From this reading "Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

returnednounUS /ˈreturned/

a story-specific word describing an important person, object, action, or idea in this passage

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "I prefer bother to almost anything," returned his host pleasantly; "it gives me something to do."

stroking

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

swinging

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

thoughtnounUS /thought/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading "Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

TOGETHER

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

tried

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

way

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From this reading "Really I never thought of bother in that way before.

WHICHpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

WOBBLES

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From this reading IN WHICH THE ENTIRE WOBBLES FAMILY FOR ONCE GET TOGETHER Mr. Eugene Wobbles, who tried to live down his American ancestry in London clubs and was, consequently, more British than any Englishman, came to Mr. Courtney lazily apologetic.

yellow

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From this reading "Rather clever that," laughed Eugene, swinging his monocle with one hand and stroking his drooping yellow mustache with the other.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I fancy I'm going to give you a lot of bother, my dear Courtney," he observed, lounging feebly against the porch rail.