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Following the Equator — Part 2
Following the Equator — Part 2

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2 is here in full — 58 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Everything human is pathetic.
The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.
There is no humor in heaven.
--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Following the Equator — Part 2

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2 is here in full — 58 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Everything human is pathetic.
/ˈevriθɪŋ ˈhjuːmən ɪz pəˈθetɪk/
Line 2
The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.
/ðə ˈsiː.krət sɔːrs ʌv ˈhjuːmər ˌɪtˈself ɪz nɑːt dʒɔɪ bʌt ˈsɑːroʊ/
Line 3
There is no humor in heaven.
/ðer ɪz noʊ ˈhjuːmər ɪn ˈhevən/
Line 4
--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
Line 5
Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Australia noun US /ɔːˈstreɪljə/

a nation occupying the whole of the Australian continent; Aboriginal tribes are thought to have migrated from southeastern Asia 20,000 years ago; first Europeans were British convicts sent there as a penal colony

From this reading “Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.”

Calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.”

convicts noun US /ˈkɑːnvɪkts/

plural of “convict” — a person serving a sentence in a jail or prison

From this reading “Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.”

pathetic adjective US /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading “Everything human is pathetic.”

source noun US /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading “The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.”

transport noun US /trænˈspɔːrt/

something that serves as a means of transportation

From this reading “Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.”

Wilson's noun US /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading “--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.”

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1770

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

AustralianounUS /ɔːˈstreɪljə/

a nation occupying the whole of the Australian continent; Aboriginal tribes are thought to have migrated from southeastern Asia 20,000 years ago; first Europeans were British convicts sent there as a penal colony

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

BritishnounUS /ˈbrɪtɪʃ/

the people of Great Britain

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

CalendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

CaptainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

convictsnounUS /ˈkɑːnvɪkts/

plural of “convict” — a person serving a sentence in a jail or prison

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

CookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

eighteenadjectiveUS /eɪˈtiːn/

being one more than seventeen

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

EverythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Everything human is pathetic.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

GovernmentnounUS /ˈɡʌvərmənt/

the organization that is the governing authority of a political unit

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

heavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading There is no humor in heaven.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Everything human is pathetic.

HumornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There is no humor in heaven.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Everything human is pathetic.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

itselfpronounUS /ˌɪtˈself/

used when the thing doing the action is also its object

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

joynounUS /dʒɔɪ/

the emotion of great happiness

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

lateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading There is no humor in heaven.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

patheticadjectiveUS /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Everything human is pathetic.

Pudd'nhead

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

secretnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

sourcenounUS /sɔːrs/

the place where something begins, where it springs into being

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is no humor in heaven.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

transportnounUS /trænˈspɔːrt/

something that serves as a means of transportation

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

Wilson'snounUS /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Captain Cook found Australia in 1770, and eighteen years later the British Government began to transport convicts to it.

Chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2 by Mark Twain holds 58 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2 contain?

Chapter 2 holds 58 sentences of Following the Equator — Part 2, unabridged, divided into 12 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2 by Mark Twain exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 58 sentences, grouped into 12 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Following the Equator — Part 2?

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

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About 92 minutes of reading across 222 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Following the Equator — Part 2

Words and structures a reader meets early in Following the Equator — Part 2, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Human
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Environment
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Makes
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Climate
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