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Following the Equator — Part 7
Following the Equator — Part 7

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Following the Equator — Part 7 is here in full — 166 sentences across 34 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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In the first place God made idiots.
This was for practice.
Then He made School Boards.
--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?
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Following the Equator — Part 7

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Following the Equator — Part 7 is here in full — 166 sentences across 34 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/33 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
In the first place God made idiots.
/ɪn ðə fɜːrst pleɪs ɡɑːd meɪd ˈɪdiːəts/
Line 2
This was for practice.
/ðɪs wɑːz fɔːr ˈpræktəs/
Line 3
Then He made School Boards.
/ðen hiː meɪd skuːl bɔːrdz/
Line 4
--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.
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Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?
/səˈpoʊz wiː əˈplaɪd noʊ mɔːr ˌɪndʒəˈnuːətiː tuː ðə ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən ʌv def ənd dʌm ənd blaɪnd ˈtʃɪldrən ðæn wiː səmˈtaɪmz əˈplaɪ ɪn ˈaʊər əˈmerəkən ˈpʌblɪk skuːlz tuː ðə ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən ʌv ˈtʃɪldrən huː ɑːr ɪn pəˈzeʃən ʌv ɔːl ðer ˈfækəltiz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Boards noun US /bɔːrdz/

(used in the plural) the stage of a theater

From this reading “Then He made School Boards.”

Calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.”

faculties noun US /ˈfækəltiz/

plural of “faculty” — one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading “Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?”

idiots noun US /ˈɪdiːəts/

plural of “idiot” — a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading “In the first place God made idiots.”

ingenuity noun US /ˌɪndʒəˈnuːətiː/

the power of creative imagination

From this reading “Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?”

instruction noun US /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading “Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?”

schools noun US /skuːlz/

plural of “school” — an educational institution

From this reading “Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?”

Wilson's noun US /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading “--Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

appliedadjectiveUS /əˈplaɪd/

concerned with concrete problems or data rather than with fundamental principles

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

applyverbUS /əˈplaɪ/

put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

blindnounUS /blaɪnd/

people who have severe visual impairments, considered as a group

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

BoardsnounUS /bɔːrdz/

(used in the plural) the stage of a theater

From this reading Then He made School Boards.

CalendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

deafadjectiveUS /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

facultiesnounUS /ˈfækəltiz/

plural of “faculty” — one of the inherent cognitive or perceptual powers of the mind

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading This was for practice.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then He made School Boards.

idiotsnounUS /ˈɪdiːəts/

plural of “idiot” — a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

ingenuitynounUS /ˌɪndʒəˈnuːətiː/

the power of creative imagination

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

instructionnounUS /ˌɪnˈstrʌkʃən/

a message describing how something is to be done

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

possessionnounUS /pəˈzeʃən/

the act of having and controlling property

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

practicenounUS /ˈpræktəs/

a customary way of operation or behavior

From this reading This was for practice.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

Pudd'nhead

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From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

SchoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading Then He made School Boards.

schoolsnounUS /skuːlz/

plural of “school” — an educational institution

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

SupposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the first place God made idiots.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then He made School Boards.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This was for practice.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This was for practice.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Suppose we applied no more ingenuity to the instruction of deaf and dumb and blind children than we sometimes apply in our American public schools to the instruction of children who are in possession of all their faculties?

Wilson'snounUS /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading --Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.

Chapter 1 of Following the Equator — Part 7 by Mark Twain holds 166 sentences, grouped into 34 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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