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Frank Merriwell's New Comedian
Frank Merriwell's New Comedian

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Frank Merriwell's New Comedian is here in full — 222 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"NEVER SAY DIE!"
It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.
There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.
So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.
The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."
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Frank Merriwell's New Comedian

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Frank Merriwell's New Comedian is here in full — 222 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"NEVER SAY DIE!"
/ˈnevər seɪ daɪ/
Line 2
It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.
/ɪt ɪz nɑːt ə ˈplezənt ɪkˈspɪriəns tuː weɪk ʌp ɑːn ə ˈbjuːtəfəl ˈmɔːrnɪŋ tuː ðə ˈriːləˈzeɪʃən ðæt wʌn hæz feɪld/
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There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.
/ðer siːmz ə rɪˈlentlɪs ˈaɪrəni ɪn ˈneɪtʃər hərˈself ðæt ðə deɪ ðæt dɔːnz ɑːn ə naɪt wen ˈaʊər ˈɡlɪtərɪŋ hoʊps hæv bɪˈkʌm ded dʌl ˈæʃ.ɪz ʌv dɪˈsper ənd ˈruːən ʃʊd biː braɪt ənd wɔːrm wɪð ðə sʌnz ˈdʒiːnjəl reɪz/
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So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.
Line 5
The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

Learner Dictionary

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Colorado noun US /ˌkɑːlərˈɑːdoʊ/

a state in west central United States in the Rocky Mountains

From this reading “So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.”

dawns noun US /dɔːnz/

plural of “dawn” — the first light of day

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

genial adjective US /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

glittering adjective US /ˈɡlɪtərɪŋ/

having brief brilliant points or flashes of light

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

irony noun US /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

realization noun US /ˈriːləˈzeɪʃən/

coming to understand something clearly and distinctly

From this reading “It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.”

relentless adjective US /rɪˈlentlɪs/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

sun's noun US /sʌnz/

possessive form of “sun” — the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading “There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

wake up verb + adjective

cause to become awake or conscious

In this reading “It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.”

fine morning adjective + noun

In this reading “So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

ashesnounUS /ˈæʃ.ɪz/

The powdery residue left after the burning of a substance.

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

brightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

ColoradonounUS /ˌkɑːlərˈɑːdoʊ/

a state in west central United States in the Rocky Mountains

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

dawnsnounUS /dɔːnz/

plural of “dawn” — the first light of day

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

DIEverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading "NEVER SAY DIE!"

dulladjectiveUS /dʌl/

lacking in liveliness or animation

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

Eli

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

feltverbUS /felt/

mat together and make felt-like

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

FrankadjectiveUS /fræŋk/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

genialadjectiveUS /ˈdʒiːnjəl/

diffusing warmth and friendliness

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

glitteringadjectiveUS /ˈɡlɪtərɪŋ/

having brief brilliant points or flashes of light

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

hopesnounUS /hoʊps/

plural of “hope” — a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

ironynounUS /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

Merriwell

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

NEVERadverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "NEVER SAY DIE!"

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

producedverbUS /prəˈduːst/

past form of “produce” — bring forth or yield

From this reading The night before, with high hopes, he had produced his new play, "For Old Eli."

Puelbo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

raysnounUS /reɪz/

plural of “ray” — a column of light (as from a beacon)

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

realizationnounUS /ˈriːləˈzeɪʃən/

coming to understand something clearly and distinctly

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

relentlessadjectiveUS /rɪˈlentlɪs/

not to be placated or appeased or moved by entreaty

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

ruinnounUS /ˈruːən/

an irrecoverable state of devastation and destruction

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

SAYverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "NEVER SAY DIE!"

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

sun'snounUS /sʌnz/

possessive form of “sun” — the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading So Frank Merriwell felt this fine morning in Puelbo, Colorado.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

wakeverbUS /weɪk/

be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading It is not a pleasant experience to wake up on a beautiful morning to the realization that one has failed.

warmadjectiveUS /wɔːrm/

having or producing a comfortable and agreeable degree of heat or imparting or maintaining heat

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There seems a relentless irony in nature herself that the day that dawns on a night when our glittering hopes have become dead, dull ashes of despair and ruin should be bright and warm with the sun's genial rays.

Chapter 2 of Frank Merriwell's New Comedian by Burt L. Standish holds 222 sentences, grouped into 45 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Stories
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Frank
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Merriwell
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Million
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