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Frenzied Fiction

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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In many people the very name Spy excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.
None of us Spies mind it at all.
Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.
Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.
None know us.
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Frenzied Fiction

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Frenzied Fiction is here in full — 418 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
In many people the very nameSpyexcites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.
/ɪn ˈmeni ˈpiːpəl ðə ˈveri neɪm spaɪ ɪkˈsaɪts ə ˈʃʌdər ʌv ˌæprɪˈhenʃən wiː spaɪz ɪn fækt ɡet kwaɪt juːzd tuː ˈbiːɪŋ ˈʃʌdərd æt/
Line 2
None of us Spies mind it at all.
/nʌn ʌv ʌs spaɪz maɪnd ɪt æt ɔːl/
Line 3
Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.
/weˈnevər aɪ ˈentər ə hoʊˈtel ənd ˈredʒɪstər ˌmaɪˈself æz ə spaɪ aɪ æm kwaɪt əˈkʌstəmd tuː siː ə θrɪl ʌv fɪr rʌn raʊnd ðə klɜːrks ɔːr klɜːrk bɪˈhaɪnd ðə desk/
Line 4
Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.
Line 5
None know us.
/nʌn noʊ ʌs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clerks noun US /klɜːrks/

plural of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading “Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.”

excites verb US /ɪkˈsaɪts/

third-person singular of “excite” — arouse or elicit a feeling

From this reading “In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.”

register verb US /ˈredʒɪstər/

record in writing; enter into a book of names or events or transactions

From this reading “Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.”

shudder verb US /ˈʃʌdər/

shake, as from cold

From this reading “In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.”

shuddered verb US /ˈʃʌdərd/

past form of “shudder” — shake, as from cold

From this reading “In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.”

Spies noun US /spaɪz/

plural of “spy” — (military) a secret agent hired by a state to obtain information about its enemies or by a business to obtain industrial secrets from competitors

From this reading “In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.”

Spy verb US /spaɪ/

catch sight of

From this reading “In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.”

thrill noun US /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading “Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

accustomedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌstəmd/

commonly used or practiced; usual

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading None of us Spies mind it at all.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

apartadverbUS /əˈpɑːrt/

separated or at a distance in place or position or time

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

apprehensionnounUS /ˌæprɪˈhenʃən/

fearful expectation or anticipation

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

clerknounUS /klɜːrk/

an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

clerksnounUS /klɜːrks/

plural of “clerk” — an employee who performs clerical work (e.g., keeps records or accounts)

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

enterverbUS /ˈentər/

to come or go into

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

excitesverbUS /ɪkˈsaɪts/

third-person singular of “excite” — arouse or elicit a feeling

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading None of us Spies mind it at all.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading None know us.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading None of us Spies mind it at all.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

NonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading None of us Spies mind it at all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

ourselvespronounUS /aʊərˈselvz/

used when we are both doing the action and receiving it

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

racenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

registerverbUS /ˈredʒɪstər/

record in writing; enter into a book of names or events or transactions

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

shudderverbUS /ˈʃʌdər/

shake, as from cold

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

shudderedverbUS /ˈʃʌdərd/

past form of “shudder” — shake, as from cold

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

SpiesnounUS /spaɪz/

plural of “spy” — (military) a secret agent hired by a state to obtain information about its enemies or by a business to obtain industrial secrets from competitors

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

SpyverbUS /spaɪ/

catch sight of

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

thrillnounUS /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Us Spies or We Spies--for we call ourselves both--are thus a race apart.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading None of us Spies mind it at all.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading In many people the very name “Spy” excites a shudder of apprehension; we Spies, in fact, get quite used to being shuddered at.

WheneverconjunctionUS /weˈnevər/

at any time that; every time that

From this reading Whenever I enter a hotel and register myself as a Spy I am quite accustomed to see a thrill of fear run round the clerks, or clerk, behind the desk.

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Vocabulary met early in Frenzied Fiction

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People
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Excites
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Shudder
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Apprehension
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