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Frenzied Fiction

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Frenzied Fiction is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”
Ah,” I said, that’s since my day, what is it?”
Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.
It’s the study of conditions.”
What kind of conditions?”
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Frenzied Fiction

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of Frenzied Fiction is here in full — 421 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”
Line 2
Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”
Line 3
Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.
Line 4
It’s the study of conditions.”
Line 5
What kind of conditions?”
/wʌt kaɪnd ʌv kənˈdɪʃənz/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

awfully adverb US /ˈɑːfli/

used as intensifiers

conditions noun US /kənˈdɪʃənz/

the prevailing context that influences the performance or the outcome of a process

From this reading “It’s the study of conditions.””

elected adjective US /ɪˈlektəd/

subject to popular election

From this reading ““For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.””

Endeavour noun US /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading ““For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.””

interesting adjective US /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading ““Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.”

semester noun US /səˈmestər/

one of two divisions of an academic year

From this reading ““For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.””

Social adjective US /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading ““For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.””

study noun US /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading “It’s the study of conditions.””

All words in this reading · 32

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

awfullyadverbUS /ˈɑːfli/

used as intensifiers

From this reading “Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

conditionsnounUS /kənˈdɪʃənz/

the prevailing context that influences the performance or the outcome of a process

From this reading It’s the study of conditions.”

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

electedadjectiveUS /ɪˈlektəd/

subject to popular election

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

EndeavournounUS /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading “Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading “What kind of conditions?”

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It’s the study of conditions.”

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh, it’s _awfully_ interesting.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

semesternounUS /səˈmestər/

one of two divisions of an academic year

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

SocialadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

studynounUS /ˈstʌdi/

a detailed critical inspection

From this reading It’s the study of conditions.”

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It’s the study of conditions.”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

weeksnounUS /wiːks/

plural of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “Ah,” I said, “that’s since my day, what is it?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “For this coming half semester--that’s six weeks, you know--I’ve elected Social Endeavour.”

Chapter 6 of Frenzied Fiction by Stephen Leacock holds 421 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 6 of Frenzied Fiction contain?

Chapter 6 holds 421 sentences of Frenzied Fiction, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Frenzied Fiction

Words and structures a reader meets early in Frenzied Fiction, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

People
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Frenzied Fiction; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Excites
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Shudder
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Frenzied Fiction; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Apprehension
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Frenzied Fiction; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.