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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture

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A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.
One cart was heavily loaded with brick.
The other contained a small lot of coal.
The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”
Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”
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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.
/ə ˈkʌpəl ʌv ˈkɑːrtərz met ɪn ə striːt æt ə pleɪs wɪtʃ ˈniːdəd rɪˈperɪŋ/
Line 2
One cart was heavily loaded with brick.
/wʌn kɑːrt wɑːz ˈhevəli ˈloʊdɪd wɪð brɪk/
Line 3
The other contained a small lot of coal.
/ðə ˈʌðər kənˈteɪnd ə smɔːl lɑːt ʌv koʊl/
Line 4
The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”
Line 5
Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”
/ˈhævɪŋ ðə ˈheviər loʊd hiː wɪʃt tuː əˈdɑːpt ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ˈsɪstəm ðə lɔː ʌv ðə roʊd ɪz ə ˈperədɑːks kwaɪt fɔːr æz juː ɑːr ˈdraɪvɪŋ əˈlɔːŋ ɪf juː ɡoʊ tuː ðə left juː ɑːr ʃʊr tuː ɡoʊ raɪt ɪf juː ɡoʊ tuː ðə raɪt juː ɡoʊ rɔːŋ/

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adopt verb US /əˈdɑːpt/

choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading “Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.””

brick noun US /brɪk/

rectangular block of clay baked by the sun or in a kiln; used as a building or paving material

From this reading “One cart was heavily loaded with brick.”

carters noun US /ˈkɑːrtərz/

plural of “carter” — Englishman and Egyptologist who in 1922 discovered and excavated the tomb of Tutankhamen (1873-1939)

From this reading “A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.”

clause noun US /klɔːz/

(grammar) an expression including a subject and predicate functioning as a part of a complex sentence

From this reading “The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.””

heavier adjective US /ˈheviər/

comparative of “heavy” — of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading “Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.””

paradox noun US /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading “Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.””

repairing verb US /rɪˈperɪŋ/

-ing form of “repair” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading “A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.”

suspending verb US /səˈspendɪŋ/

-ing form of “suspend” — hang freely

From this reading “The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.””

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heavily loaded adverb + adjective

In this reading “One cart was heavily loaded with brick.”

heavier load adjective + noun counted as “heavy load”

In this reading “Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.””

common law adjective + noun

(civil law) a law established by following earlier judicial decisions

In this reading “The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.””

go wrong verb + adjective

be unsuccessful

In this reading “Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.””

favor of verb + particle

In this reading “The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.””

in a street preposition + article + noun counted as “in … street”

In this reading “A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.”

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From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

adoptverbUS /əˈdɑːpt/

choose and follow; as of theories, ideas, policies, strategies or plans

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

alongprepositionUS /əˈlɔːŋ/

following the length of something from one end toward the other

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

bricknounUS /brɪk/

rectangular block of clay baked by the sun or in a kiln; used as a building or paving material

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

cartnounUS /kɑːrt/

a heavy open wagon usually having two wheels and drawn by an animal

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

cartersnounUS /ˈkɑːrtərz/

plural of “carter” — Englishman and Egyptologist who in 1922 discovered and excavated the tomb of Tutankhamen (1873-1939)

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

clausenounUS /klɔːz/

(grammar) an expression including a subject and predicate functioning as a part of a complex sentence

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

coalnounUS /koʊl/

fossil fuel consisting of carbonized vegetable matter deposited in the Carboniferous period

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

containedadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪnd/

gotten under control

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

couplenounUS /ˈkʌpəl/

a pair who associate with one another

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

drivernounUS /ˈdraɪvər/

the operator of a motor vehicle

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

drivingadjectiveUS /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/

having the power of driving or impelling

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

EnglishnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

favorverbUS /ˈfeɪvər/

promote over another

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

Havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

heavieradjectiveUS /ˈheviər/

comparative of “heavy” — of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

heavilyadverbUS /ˈhevəli/

to a considerable degree

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

lawnounUS /lɔː/

the collection of rules imposed by authority

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

loadnounUS /loʊd/

weight to be borne or conveyed

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

loadedadjectiveUS /ˈloʊdɪd/

filled with a great quantity

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

neededadjectiveUS /ˈniːdəd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

paradoxnounUS /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

repairingverbUS /rɪˈperɪŋ/

-ing form of “repair” — restore by replacing a part or putting together what is torn or broken

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

suspendingverbUS /səˈspendɪŋ/

-ing form of “suspend” — hang freely

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

systemnounUS /ˈsɪstəm/

instrumentality that combines interrelated interacting artifacts designed to work as a coherent entity

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The other contained a small lot of coal.

time-honoredadjective

acceptable for a long time

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading The driver of No. 1 was in favor of suspending that time-honored clause in common law, which says, “turn to the right.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading A couple of carters met in a street at a place which needed repairing.

wishedverbUS /wɪʃt/

past form of “wish” — hope for; have a wish

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading One cart was heavily loaded with brick.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Having the heavier load he wished to adopt the English system:— “The law of the road is a paradox quite; For as you are driving along, If you go to the left you are sure to go right, If you go to the right you go wrong.”

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