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Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture
Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture is here in full — 390 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Ah!
tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.
The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.
The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor chappy himself is beyond the bright spheres, For tis not the same in a thousand years.
THE COBBLER’S END.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture is here in full — 390 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Ah!
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tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.
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The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.
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The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poorchappyhimself is beyond the bright spheres, Fortis not the same in a thousand years.
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THE COBBLER’S END.
/ðə ˈkɑːblərz end/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cobbler's noun US /ˈkɑːblərz/

possessive form of “cobbler” — a person who makes or repairs shoes

diploma noun US /dɪˈploʊmɑː/

a document certifying the successful completion of a course of study

From this reading “The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.”

dissect verb US /daɪˈsekt/

cut open or cut apart

From this reading “’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.”

dude noun US /duːd/

an informal form of address for a man

From this reading “The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.”

eyeglass noun US /ˈaɪɡlæs/

lens for correcting defective vision in one eye; held in place by facial muscles

From this reading “The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.”

jurors noun US /ˈdʒʊrərz/

plural of “juror” — someone who serves (or waits to be called to serve) on a jury

From this reading “The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.”

ply verb US /plaɪ/

give what is desired or needed, especially support, food or sustenance

From this reading “The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.”

President's noun US /ˈprezɪdənts/

possessive form of “president” — an executive officer of a firm or corporation

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

sit down verb + adjective

take a seat

In this reading “The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.”

thousand years noun + noun

In this reading “’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.”

looks down verb + adjective counted as “look down”

In this reading “The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.”

Applies for verb + particle counted as “apply for”

In this reading “The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.”

with pride preposition + noun

In this reading “The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.”

through life preposition + noun

In this reading “The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ah!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

appearsverbUS /əˈpɪrz/

third-person singular of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

AppliesverbUS /əˈplaɪz/

third-person singular of “apply” — put into service; make work or employ for a particular purpose or for its inherent or natural purpose

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

blessingnounUS /ˈblesɪŋ/

the formal act of approving

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

boatnounUS /boʊt/

a small vessel for travel on water

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

bownounUS /baʊ/

a knot with two loops and loose ends; used to tie shoelaces

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

breastnounUS /brest/

the front of the trunk from the neck to the abdomen

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

brightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

canenounUS /keɪn/

a stick that people can lean on to help them walk

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

chainnounUS /tʃeɪn/

a series of things depending on each other as if linked together

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

chappy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

charitynounUS /ˈtʃerɪti/

a foundation created to promote the public good (not for assistance to any particular individuals)

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

COBBLER'SnounUS /ˈkɑːblərz/

possessive form of “cobbler” — a person who makes or repairs shoes

From this reading THE COBBLER’S END.

controlnounUS /kənˈtroʊl/

power to direct or determine

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

creaturesnounUS /ˈkriːtʃərz/

plural of “creature” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

daughtersnounUS /ˈdɔːtərz/

plural of “daughter” — a female human offspring

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

dealingnounUS /ˈdiːlɪŋ/

method or manner of conduct in relation to others

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

denyverbUS /dɪˈnaɪ/

declare untrue; contradict

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

departedadjectiveUS /dɪˈpɑːrtɪd/

well in the past; former

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

diplomanounUS /dɪˈploʊmɑː/

a document certifying the successful completion of a course of study

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

directverbUS /dərˈekt/

command with authority

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

dissectverbUS /daɪˈsekt/

cut open or cut apart

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

doctorsnounUS /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

dudenounUS /duːd/

an informal form of address for a man

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

ENDnounUS /end/

either extremity of something that has length

From this reading THE COBBLER’S END.

eyeglassnounUS /ˈaɪɡlæs/

lens for correcting defective vision in one eye; held in place by facial muscles

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

governednounUS /ˈɡʌvərnd/

the body of people who are citizens of a particular government

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

hairsnounUS /herz/

plural of “hair” — a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

harshadjectiveUS /hɑːrʃ/

unpleasantly stern

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

injusticenounUS /ˌɪnˈdʒʌstɪs/

an unjust act

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

jurorsnounUS /ˈdʒʊrərz/

plural of “juror” — someone who serves (or waits to be called to serve) on a jury

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

lawyersnounUS /ˈlɔːjərz/

plural of “lawyer” — a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

learningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

likewiseadverbUS /ˈlaɪkwaɪz/

in like or similar manner

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

livesnounUS /lɪvz/

plural of “life” — a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

Lo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

meeknessnoun

the feeling of patient, submissive humbleness

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

mercifuladjectiveUS /ˈmɜːrsɪfəl/

showing or giving mercy

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

mile-posts

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

missingadjectiveUS /ˈmɪsɪŋ/

not able to be found

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

nodverbUS /nɑːd/

express or signify by nodding

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

oarnounUS /ɔːr/

an implement used to propel or steer a boat

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

pleadverbUS /pliːd/

appeal or request earnestly

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

pleasantadjectiveUS /ˈplezənt/

affording pleasure; being in harmony with your taste or likings

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

plyverbUS /plaɪ/

give what is desired or needed, especially support, food or sustenance

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

positionsnounUS /pəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “position” — the particular portion of space occupied by something

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

President'snounUS /ˈprezɪdənts/

possessive form of “president” — an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

prizenounUS /praɪz/

something given for victory or superiority in a contest or competition or for winning a lottery

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

receivesverbUS /rəˈsiːvz/

third-person singular of “receive” — get something; come into possession of

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

rodnounUS /rɑːd/

a long thin implement made of metal or wood

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

ruledadjectiveUS /ruːld/

subject to a ruling authority

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

sharp-pointedadjective

having a sharp point

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

spheresnounUS /sfɪrz/

plural of “sphere” — a particular environment or walk of life

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

splittingadjectiveUS /ˈsplɪtɪŋ/

resembling a sound of violent tearing as of something ripped apart or lightning splitting a tree

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

springingverbUS /ˈsprɪŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “spring” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

steeringnounUS /ˈstɪrɪŋ/

the act of guiding or showing the way

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

stewverbUS /stuː/

be in a huff; be silent or sullen

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

stitchnounUS /stɪtʃ/

a link or loop or knot made by an implement in knitting, crocheting, embroidery, or sewing

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

studentnounUS /ˈstuːdənt/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

sufferverbUS /ˈsʌfər/

undergo or be subjected to

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

templesnounUS /ˈtempəlz/

plural of “temple” — place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

tisnounUS /tɪz/

plural of “ti” — a light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

votenounUS /voʊt/

a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

weak-footed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

wideadjectiveUS /waɪd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading The mother departed looks down here with pride On her merciful child dealing charity wide; While man, that once governed so harsh and severe, Applies for positions in meekness and fear; Now the cane of the dude is no more on the street, The eyeglass is missing, and sharp-pointed feet, The poor “chappy” himself is beyond the bright spheres, For ’tis not the same in a thousand years.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

WithoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

wivesnounUS /waɪvz/

plural of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading The weak-footed student at mile-posts may rest Without springing a mine in the President’s breast; There’s no splitting of hairs to deny her the prize, She receives her diploma and a blessing likewise; Now women no more stitch and stew for their lives, Or suffer injustice, because daughters or wives; Lo, they sit down as jurors, they judge and they vote, And in steering through life ply an oar in the boat.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading ’tis not the same in a thousand years; How sweet and how pleasant our life now appears, For women no longer bow down at the nod Of creatures, who ruled with a chain and a rod; But as lawyers they plead, and as doctors dissect, And in temples of learning control and direct.

Chapter 8 of Frontier Humor in Verse, Prose and Picture by Palmer Cox holds 390 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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