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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers
Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers is here in full — 438 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The lieutenant fired.
“Miss!” he announced calmly.
Another shot.
“Miss!” he repeated.
A third shot.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers is here in full — 438 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The lieutenant fired.
/ðə luːˈtenənt ˈfaɪərd/
Line 2
“Miss!” he announced calmly.
/mɪs hiː əˈnaʊnst ˈkɑːmli/
Line 3
Another shot.
/əˈnʌðər ʃɑːt/
Line 4
“Miss!” he repeated.
/mɪs hiː rɪˈpiːtɪd/
Line 5
A third shot.
/ə θɜːrd ʃɑːt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

announced adjective US /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading ““Miss!” he announced calmly.”

calmly adverb US /ˈkɑːmli/

with self-possession (especially in times of stress)

From this reading ““Miss!” he announced calmly.”

fired adjective US /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading “The lieutenant fired.”

lieutenant noun US /luːˈtenənt/

a commissioned military officer

From this reading “The lieutenant fired.”

Miss verb US /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading ““Miss!” he announced calmly.”

repeated adjective US /rɪˈpiːtɪd/

recurring again and again

From this reading ““Miss!” he repeated.”

shot noun US /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading “Another shot.”

third noun US /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading “A third shot.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

third shot noun + noun

In this reading “A third shot.”

All words in this reading · 12

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A third shot.

announcedadjectiveUS /əˈnaʊnst/

declared publicly; made widely known

From this reading “Miss!” he announced calmly.

AnotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Another shot.

calmlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːmli/

with self-possession (especially in times of stress)

From this reading “Miss!” he announced calmly.

firedadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading The lieutenant fired.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Miss!” he announced calmly.

lieutenantnounUS /luːˈtenənt/

a commissioned military officer

From this reading The lieutenant fired.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading “Miss!” he announced calmly.

repeatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈpiːtɪd/

recurring again and again

From this reading “Miss!” he repeated.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading Another shot.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The lieutenant fired.

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading A third shot.

Chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers by Carleton B. (Carleton Britton) Case holds 438 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers contain?

Chapter 2 holds 438 sentences of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers, unabridged, divided into 88 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers by Carleton B. (Carleton Britton) Case exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 438 sentences, grouped into 88 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers?

Work through the 88 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 88 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Common questions about reading Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers by Carleton B. (Carleton Britton) Case on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers?

Yes. All 2115 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #48168 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #48168, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers take to read?

About 176 minutes of reading across 423 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers

Words and structures a reader meets early in Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Victors
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Cheerful
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Moments
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Dread
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.